MillsFokk's definitions

used food

slang for vomit, puke, barph.

At the carnival, we were all trying to avoid the piles of used food all over the walkway near the thrill rides.

by MillsFokk August 25, 2009

morbid validity

something horrible or morbid in the written word, on film, or in an image, that explains itself in a way you can understand and/or appreciate. creating something horrible or morbid that is not simply to shock, scare, or disgust people.

Some of Edgar Allen Poe's work, like the Cask of Amontillado, had a sort of morbid vailidity behind it. (or) I saw that horror movie, Final Destination, and it seemed that most of the killings were done to shock people, it lacked morbid validity compared to a movie like Silence of the Lambs.

by MillsFokk August 16, 2009

Tilt-A-Hurp

another name for the Tilt-A-Whirl amusement ride that is a large contributor to the amount of vomit and vomit-smells at county fairs, amusement parks, and small carnivals.

Me and Joey went on the Tilt-A-Hurp at the Firemen's Fair over at Middleville, and it smelled like baked used pizza near the garbage pail.

by MillsFokk August 25, 2009

silence of the clams

the result of female circumcision or genital mutilation done in certain cultures, rendering the female sex organ apparently incapable of ecstasy or orgasm.

It was a sad day when the silence of the clams overtook the young women of the village.

by MillsFokk August 16, 2009

simultype

when something going on live is simultaneously put on the internet through a site like twitter, facebook, or some other kind of blog; a simulcast online, using a close captioning without the video. typing news via text as a true "eyewitness news person".

I missed that part of the press conference because I was too busy simultyping on my blackberry. (or) I don't like when people simultype concerts on Twitter, and later on upload shitty quality videos on youtube of the concert. (or) Did he really just simultype that President Obama farted at the All Star Game?

by MillsFokk August 5, 2009

cuntnundrum

when a priest is caught having sex with a nun, and he has to save face with his parish community

Father O'Thomas sure got himself into a cuntnundrum when he had sex with Sister O'Hillary Shea during bingo last night.

by MillsFokk August 25, 2009

as all get up and fuck

exclamation. usually used in lieu of terms you may hear and/or use on a farm or hear from a hillbilly, a blathering fool, or an employee at the DMV, such as "as crazy as all hell" or "my goodness, this silliness has taken control of his(or her) senses" or "this line is crazy long".

That is as dangerous as all get up and fuck. (or) Those two guys chasing the sheep towards the cliff are crazy as all get up and fuck.

by MillsFokk July 28, 2009