weng

another word 4 cock

fuk off, ur a proper weng head

by miller January 02, 2004

Crunching

The act of having really rough sex. Possibly with Oreo cookies involved.

I was crunching with Sam Malone last night and I tore that skank up.

by Miller September 16, 2004

fat sweaty bettty

extremely ugly and annoying woman that works the bar see also skeezer

yo terrinova fat sweaty betty just grabbed your ass

by miller March 20, 2005

The Philadelphia Steamer

Often confused with the Cleveland Steamer... In the city of brotherly love, this occurs when a guy takes a dump on a girl's chest or vice versa and then mixes the bowel with creme cheese. A variation called the "Philly Steamer" results when the dump is mixed with nacho cheese, onions, and green peppers.

Bob: Spicy mustard you are hot tonight.
Gloria: Oh Bob I can't take anymore. I've
got to go #2.
Bob: Don't worry baby, you can use my
chest.
(After she does her business)
Bob: Oh yeah I love that! Now mix in some
of that Philly Creme Cheese.

by Miller August 07, 2005

The Pittsburgher

During sex, you add cole slaw and french fries to the act. Also known as the primanti brother.

Yo homey I was crunching this girl last night and to spice it up we did the Pittsburgher. The cole slaw and Fries combo was sweet.

by Miller September 16, 2004

Persian Twist

The art of cramming some Oreos into a girls vagina and then using your penis to crunch them up. The end result is your dick looks like a black and white barber shop pole.

Hey baby lets bust out some oreos and do the persian twist.

by Miller September 16, 2004

Cleansane

The state of stress and compulsive cleaning that overcomes a homemaker in the days leading up to a realtive's visit or a party.

My brother's graduation party is tonight. It's been driving my mom cleansane.

by Miller June 18, 2006