Miller's definitions

Lapland

Home of lapdancing. Located in Northern Finland, the place where Santa lives.

I just came from a lapdancing joint in Lapland.

by Miller September 20, 2004

perambulator

Urban child transportation vehicle operating on 4 wheels or more.

Johnny was hit by a perambulator when he was a child.

by Miller August 30, 2003

kebap

Hungarian fast food, usually served with french fries.

The downtown's kebap place's owner's Toyota was torched last wednesday.

by Miller December 15, 2003

Crunching

The act of having really rough sex. Possibly with Oreo cookies involved.

I was crunching with Sam Malone last night and I tore that skank up.

by Miller September 16, 2004

Butt Stank on The Hangdown

After having anal sex, the stink from the girl's ass that remains on your weiner. I've found that scrubbing with a brillo pad is the best way to remove said stink.

Yo Tressler how did last night go?
- I got some butt stank on my hangdown!!! EI EI

by Miller September 16, 2004

fat sweaty bettty

extremely ugly and annoying woman that works the bar see also skeezer

yo terrinova fat sweaty betty just grabbed your ass

by miller March 20, 2005

weng

another word 4 cock

fuk off, ur a proper weng head

by miller January 2, 2004