Lapland

Home of lapdancing. Located in Northern Finland, the place where Santa lives.

I just came from a lapdancing joint in Lapland.

by Miller September 20, 2004

Cleansane

The state of stress and compulsive cleaning that overcomes a homemaker in the days leading up to a realtive's visit or a party.

My brother's graduation party is tonight. It's been driving my mom cleansane.

by Miller June 17, 2006

Persian Twist

The art of cramming some Oreos into a girls vagina and then using your penis to crunch them up. The end result is your dick looks like a black and white barber shop pole.

Hey baby lets bust out some oreos and do the persian twist.

by Miller September 17, 2004

Crunching

The act of having really rough sex. Possibly with Oreo cookies involved.

I was crunching with Sam Malone last night and I tore that skank up.

by Miller September 17, 2004

pock rorts

a fake version of rock ports tht chavas wear

y aye ya fukin mug, £200 rock ports these r mam ya fukin mef (they will actually b £5 fakes)

by miller January 02, 2004

Wurdulak

Name of mad grind metal band, yet also a word meaning 'wicked' that can be used as an expression of astonishment, interst or excitement.

Wurdulak, man!

by miller November 20, 2003

fat sweaty betty

extremely ugly and annoying woman that works the bar see also skeezer but not hot

yo terranova fat sweaty betty just grabbed your ass

by miller March 21, 2005