Mikey K's definitions

CM Punk

God

CM Punk has pwnd(owned) everyone he has faced thus far in the WWE's ECW brand. He was one of Ring of Honor's breakout stars in 2003 and 2004 before signing a WWE contract in June 2005. He spent from August 2005 until June 2006 in OVW honing his skills and learning the WWE style. He then debuted on ECW house shows and worked for 6 weeks before making his debut on August 1, 2006 in the Hammerstine Ballroom beating Justin Credible.

CM Punk > you

My name is CM Punk.

by Mikey K November 10, 2006

wwECW

Besides CM Punk, RVD, Sabu & Hardcore Holly it is yet another hour of crap WWE programing.

(Batista walks out to face Big Show on the August 1, 2006 edition of ECW on Sci-Fi.)

Guy 1: Why is Batista here in ECW?
Guy 2: For the last time this is not ECW, it's wwECW.
Guy 1: True, man this match will suck too bad we have to sit though it...
Guy 2: Well what about the people watching on Sci-Fi Network?
Guy 1: They can change the channel.

by Mikey K November 10, 2006

WCW

1: World Championship Wrestling(The former NWA: Mid-Atlantic promotion that Ted Turner bought in the late 80's and was sold to WWE in March 2001)
2: We Can't Wrestle(everyone is too old to wrestle & just talks all night long)
3: Wheel-Chair Wrestling(everyone is too old to walk)

Eventhough WCW had Chris Jericho, Dean Malenko, Chris Benoit, Rey Mysterio, Eddie Guerrero, Psicosis & Ultimo Dragon, it STILL sucks!!!!!

by Mikey K January 1, 2005

AJ Styles

The best wrestler to NEVER have a WWE... besides Sting.

From Gainsvill, GA, weighting in at 218 pounds, a man simply known as "Phenomenal", a two-time NWA World Tag Team Champion, a three-time TNA X-Division Champion & a two-time NWA Heavyweight Champion of the World, "The Phenomena;" AJ Styles!

by Mikey K January 1, 2005

Haterade

A beverage like Powerade or Gatorade that people like anyone who goes to the Player Haters Ball drinks. Theodore R. Long of the WWE invented this catchphrase during his time managaing Thuggin' & Buggin' Enterprises in 2003

I told you stop drinking Haterade, stick to Gatorade.

by Mikey K January 1, 2005

Triple H

1) The man who is the "Almighty God of WWE RAW"
2) A man who cheats more than Eddie Guerrero

Triple H has held the World Title on RAW for almost 2 years, and he STILL cheats to keep it around his waist.

by Mikey K January 1, 2005

Samoa Joe

a Dominate champion in Ring of Honor who was dethroned thanks to Austin Aries in late 2004.

DAMN, Samoa Joe has held the Ring of Honor championship for almost 2 years!

by Mikey K January 1, 2005