CM Punk

God

CM Punk has pwnd(owned) everyone he has faced thus far in the WWE's ECW brand. He was one of Ring of Honor's breakout stars in 2003 and 2004 before signing a WWE contract in June 2005. He spent from August 2005 until June 2006 in OVW honing his skills and learning the WWE style. He then debuted on ECW house shows and worked for 6 weeks before making his debut on August 1, 2006 in the Hammerstine Ballroom beating Justin Credible.

CM Punk > you

My name is CM Punk.

by Mikey K November 10, 2006

Ring of Honor

1) The best PURE wrestlers come here.
2) NO Sports-Entertainment here!!!!!
3) Innovative matches that no-one else does like Scramble Cage, Tag Team Scrambles & Ultimate Endurence

Watch Low-Ki vs. "American Dragon" Brian Danielson from the Round Robin Challenge 1

by Mikey K January 21, 2005

Rennekerism

When you become gay and say "Ha ha," "Give me a hug," and "AWWWWWW" all the time.

His mom is hot.

by Mikey K April 01, 2003

Haterade

A beverage like Powerade or Gatorade that people like anyone who goes to the Player Haters Ball drinks. Theodore R. Long of the WWE invented this catchphrase during his time managaing Thuggin' & Buggin' Enterprises in 2003

I told you stop drinking Haterade, stick to Gatorade.

by Mikey K January 02, 2005

Triple H

1) The man who is the "Almighty God of WWE RAW"
2) A man who cheats more than Eddie Guerrero

Triple H has held the World Title on RAW for almost 2 years, and he STILL cheats to keep it around his waist.

by Mikey K January 02, 2005

WCW

1: World Championship Wrestling(The former NWA: Mid-Atlantic promotion that Ted Turner bought in the late 80's and was sold to WWE in March 2001)
2: We Can't Wrestle(everyone is too old to wrestle & just talks all night long)
3: Wheel-Chair Wrestling(everyone is too old to walk)

Eventhough WCW had Chris Jericho, Dean Malenko, Chris Benoit, Rey Mysterio, Eddie Guerrero, Psicosis & Ultimo Dragon, it STILL sucks!!!!!

by Mikey K January 02, 2005

AJ Styles

The best wrestler to NEVER have a WWE... besides Sting.

From Gainsvill, GA, weighting in at 218 pounds, a man simply known as "Phenomenal", a two-time NWA World Tag Team Champion, a three-time TNA X-Division Champion & a two-time NWA Heavyweight Champion of the World, "The Phenomena;" AJ Styles!

by Mikey K January 02, 2005