Mikey K's definitions

wwECW

Besides CM Punk, RVD, Sabu & Hardcore Holly it is yet another hour of crap WWE programing.

(Batista walks out to face Big Show on the August 1, 2006 edition of ECW on Sci-Fi.)

Guy 1: Why is Batista here in ECW?
Guy 2: For the last time this is not ECW, it's wwECW.
Guy 1: True, man this match will suck too bad we have to sit though it...
Guy 2: Well what about the people watching on Sci-Fi Network?
Guy 1: They can change the channel.

by Mikey K November 10, 2006

Haterade

A beverage like Powerade or Gatorade that people like anyone who goes to the Player Haters Ball drinks. Theodore R. Long of the WWE invented this catchphrase during his time managaing Thuggin' & Buggin' Enterprises in 2003

I told you stop drinking Haterade, stick to Gatorade.

by Mikey K January 1, 2005

Ring of Honor

1) The best PURE wrestlers come here.
2) NO Sports-Entertainment here!!!!!
3) Innovative matches that no-one else does like Scramble Cage, Tag Team Scrambles & Ultimate Endurence

Watch Low-Ki vs. "American Dragon" Brian Danielson from the Round Robin Challenge 1

by Mikey K January 21, 2005

Triple H

1) The man who is the "Almighty God of WWE RAW"
2) A man who cheats more than Eddie Guerrero

Triple H has held the World Title on RAW for almost 2 years, and he STILL cheats to keep it around his waist.

by Mikey K January 1, 2005

AJ Styles

The best wrestler to NEVER have a WWE... besides Sting.

From Gainsvill, GA, weighting in at 218 pounds, a man simply known as "Phenomenal", a two-time NWA World Tag Team Champion, a three-time TNA X-Division Champion & a two-time NWA Heavyweight Champion of the World, "The Phenomena;" AJ Styles!

by Mikey K January 1, 2005

WCW

1: World Championship Wrestling(The former NWA: Mid-Atlantic promotion that Ted Turner bought in the late 80's and was sold to WWE in March 2001)
2: We Can't Wrestle(everyone is too old to wrestle & just talks all night long)
3: Wheel-Chair Wrestling(everyone is too old to walk)

Eventhough WCW had Chris Jericho, Dean Malenko, Chris Benoit, Rey Mysterio, Eddie Guerrero, Psicosis & Ultimo Dragon, it STILL sucks!!!!!

by Mikey K January 1, 2005

Samoa Joe

a Dominate champion in Ring of Honor who was dethroned thanks to Austin Aries in late 2004.

DAMN, Samoa Joe has held the Ring of Honor championship for almost 2 years!

by Mikey K January 1, 2005