Definitions by Mike

it's all jesus 

A phrase denoting that everything is all right or okay. Can be used to replace 'it's cool' or 'sweet' or 'everything is hunky-dory'.

Bob has to suck dick while he's in prison, but so far there's been no anal rape. So, really, it's all Jesus.

it's all jesus by Mike July 31, 2003

clowns

chris and pam wollersheim

The clowns blocked their own children from calling them on the phone.

clowns by mike July 31, 2003

curi 

of sheer coolness

curi by mike July 31, 2003

clown car 

white Darango

Kids the clown car just pulled up with 2 adults and 8 kids.

clown car by mike July 31, 2003

Big Top 

Town house in Apple Valley

The clowns riside in the Big Top

Big Top by mike July 31, 2003

Ankle Breaker 

Someone who can ball you outta your pants

Yo, Andy Loucks is a badass ankle breaker fo' sho, so get up outta my grill, bee-otch

Ankle Breaker by Mike July 31, 2003

shtuff

Alternative to shit, usually when one is censoring one's self mid-sentence to avoid punishment by a higher authority.

Son: Mom, will you give me 20 bucks?
Mom: What do you need it for?
Son: I need to get some (slowly)shtuff with it.

shtuff by Mike July 23, 2003