Definitions by Mike

Meow Meow Snatch 

A fart from the vagina. See queef

was that a fart or a queef?

Meow Meow Snatch by mike November 29, 2003

Womb Raider 

One who has a relationship with a significantly youger individual.

Smithy: hey man, i shouldn't let Johnny go near your daughter anymore.

John: why's that ?

Smithy: he's turned to a cradle snatcher, apparantly been doin the rounds at the local high school.

Womb Raider by mike November 29, 2003

Sheet 

A welshmans pronunciation of shit. Often herd at many a sporting event when they get their asses whooped.

It is often pronounced very slowly, as they are dumb creatures. The relaxed nature of the word also reflects their acceptance of the inevitable defeat.

we're playing Gary Speed and Mark Delaney at centre back, against the likes of Del Piero, Vieri, Montella, Totti, Inzaghi...

sheet...

Sheet by mike November 29, 2003

cwazy like a moose 

used to describe insanity and homosexuallism at the same time, hence the 'cwazy' instead of 'crazy'.

"Wow, you'we cwazy. You'we cwazy like a moose!"

cwazy like a moose by Mike November 28, 2003

chavvie 

Greenock (west Scotland) equivalant of "radge".

a wee baw bag cunt with his trackies tucked into luminous footie socks.

chavvie by mike November 28, 2003

beer larriness 

A state of intoxication in which some level of rowdiness is implied.

"Last night was some beer lariness mate. we got fooked up and were yelling at everyone."

beer larriness by Mike November 27, 2003

Pepper Johnson 

Having a African-American male masterbate himself to orgasm on your penis, then you sprinkle your semen covered penis with sand. Proceed to have anal intercourse with the African American gentleman.

Grant Kolton was so excited that he gave Otis a pepper johnson down at the river at Woodhouse.

Pepper Johnson by Mike November 27, 2003