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Pornganization

1) n. The manner in which one's porn collection is organized.

2) v. The act of organizing one's porn collection.
1) "My pornganization scheme is thus: anal in one folder, hentai in one folder, vaginal in another, poses in another, etc. Porn falling into more than one category is copypasta'd to every category it falls into."

2) "Damn, I've been getting lazy with my downloads. I've just been dumping all of my porn into one folder without regard for its content. Time for a massive pornganization."
by Mike May 22, 2008
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Judo-Christianity

The combined term for the monotheistic faiths Judaism and Christianity. Christianity is an off-shoot of Judaism formed by followers of a man named Jesus.
Judaism is an off-shoot of the now extinct polytheistic pagan religion of the Canaanites.
Yewah (which became Jahova) was mountain deity from Canaan that seperated into its own cult which eventually denounced other gods from this religion to become Judaism.
Followers of Judo-Christianity worship one god and follow the teachings of the same phrophets (Abraham being the first). Jews ( followers of Judaism) however deny Jesus being a phrophet and the son of god. Judo-Christianity now has many off-shoots such as Islam, Catholicism and Protestantism (the 3 largest off-shoots).
Mel Brooks is a famous Jew (follower of Judaism) who made many comedy films.

Torqueamada is a famous Christian (follower of Christianity) who made many people (including Jews, agnostics, athiests and anyone else considered a Heretic) die in the name of the Roman-Catholic Church.

Both followed Judo-Christianity
by Mike December 19, 2005
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double fucked

To "double fuck" is to have sex or sexual relations with an ex after you have broken up with her.
"Dude, I know that Linda was a bitch, but I just had to grab that booty call last night to get mah double fuck on!"
by Mike September 20, 2004
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peener fuzz

1. The strong, low hanging branches of any tree capable of sustaining the weight of a young boy
2. Pubic hair
When Vincent was a young boy in the seventh grade, he would swing from the peener fuzz during lunch recess. Coincidentally, that same year Vincent began to notice a sparse growth of peener fuzz at the base of his penis.
by Mike December 26, 2004
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wotanism

WOTAN is an sometimes used as an acronym for Will Of The Aryan Nation....also, wotan was the name for odin outside of scandanvia, so wotanism is a variant of odinism
A lot of racist douchebags call themselves Wotanists
by Mike December 30, 2004
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Devastator

a variant of the shocker in which the index finger is inserted into the vagina and the ring and pinky fingers are inserted into the anus.
"Man, last night my boyfriend gave me the Devastator so bad I can't shit!!"
by Mike November 22, 2004
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slangewich

like a wet pussy sandwich. All slop 'N" flaps.
Show us ya slangewich! nah actually put it away! thats gross!
by Mike June 11, 2004
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