Michael hunt 's definitions

kilt

The dress worn by milky-pussied Scottish fairies and post-op transexuals as they waste their time frolicking in the heather, bobbing for testes, stuffing haggises, and perfecting their rusty trombone technique. First invented by an enterprising Scottish coward who realized he could dodge the draft if he dressed like a woman.

Look at the little Scottish girl, urrr, man, in "his" kilt. I bet his pussy is cold.

by Michael Hunt August 21, 2006

eat crow

What John Kerry did November 3, 2004. Acknowledged that no amount of bashing the opponent, bandwagon hopping, or sucking up to the Hollywood pukes can get you into the White House. You actually need to have a better campaign plan than "I'm not Bush" and "my plan (which I don't have) is better."

Eat crow Johnny boy, and put some fucking Heinz Kerry ketchup on it!

by Michael Hunt February 22, 2005

flatso

A fat girl with small tits

That flatso looks like my uncle Joe with long hair!

by Michael Hunt August 6, 2003

shit stirring

Someone causing trouble for multiple people, this can be by spreading rumours or known facts that would be preferred to be kept a secret. It's not sharing your opinion.

He didn't need to tell her she doesn't need to know - shit stirring

by Michael hunt November 23, 2015

10 pounds of shit in a 5-pound bag

Phrase to describe something that is extremely ugly, messy, or fucked-up.

What a ten pound pile of shit would look like if stuffed into a bag made to hold only five pounds - shit falling out everywhere.

John Heinz Kerry looked like 10 pounds of shit in a 5-pound bag after his post-election-loss bender.

by Michael Hunt January 3, 2005

Paris Hilton

(1) Stupidity in its purest form. Gives dumb blondes everywhere a bad name.

(2) A flea-ridden road whore, second only to Courtney Love in skankiness.

(1) Paris Hilton thinks they sell walls at Wal-Mart.

(2) See any picture of Paris Hilton.

by Michael Hunt January 3, 2005

queer bait for the not straight

TV show where five faggots come over & try to show a straight guy how to act more like a fudgepacker. As if knowledge of music, decorating, and fashion is not what makes a dude queer in the first place.

Watched exclusively by women and homosexual men.

FABULOUS, Fred!! The guys from Queer Bait for the Not Straight came over yesterday & took me shopping at Fags R Us and the Penis Lover's Furniture Outlet. Wanna butt-slam?

by Michael Hunt March 14, 2005