kilt

The dress worn by milky-pussied Scottish fairies and post-op transexuals as they waste their time frolicking in the heather, bobbing for testes, stuffing haggises, and perfecting their rusty trombone technique. First invented by an enterprising Scottish coward who realized he could dodge the draft if he dressed like a woman.

Look at the little Scottish girl, urrr, man, in "his" kilt. I bet his pussy is cold.

by Michael Hunt August 21, 2006

Limey

A person who is:
-inbred,
-snaggle-toothed,
-hygiene deficient,
-nicotine saturated,
-emaciated,
-constantly drunk, and
-highly skilled at losing wars.

In other words, someone from England.

Limey fuck: "I say, old chap, I rode the tube to the loo and watched Anglegrinder Man rescue my car. Cheers."
Anyone else: "STFU, limey fuck."

by Michael Hunt February 11, 2007

Illuminati

An IGN board affiliation that formed an alliance to make sure the GTA board is the place to be.

jonnymack, fullfool, kavanf1, sadiesinner and minigurl

make up the Board of Directors of the Illuminati. Contact them for more information.

by Michael Hunt April 05, 2005

10 pounds of shit in a 5-pound bag

Phrase to describe something that is extremely ugly, messy, or fucked-up.

What a ten pound pile of shit would look like if stuffed into a bag made to hold only five pounds - shit falling out everywhere.

John Heinz Kerry looked like 10 pounds of shit in a 5-pound bag after his post-election-loss bender.

by Michael Hunt January 03, 2005

shit stirring

Someone causing trouble for multiple people, this can be by spreading rumours or known facts that would be preferred to be kept a secret. It's not sharing your opinion.

He didn't need to tell her she doesn't need to know - shit stirring

by Michael hunt November 23, 2015

flatso

A fat girl with small tits

That flatso looks like my uncle Joe with long hair!

by Michael Hunt August 06, 2003

eat crow

What John Kerry did November 3, 2004. Acknowledged that no amount of bashing the opponent, bandwagon hopping, or sucking up to the Hollywood pukes can get you into the White House. You actually need to have a better campaign plan than "I'm not Bush" and "my plan (which I don't have) is better."

Eat crow Johnny boy, and put some fucking Heinz Kerry ketchup on it!

by Michael Hunt February 22, 2005