MiKe's definitions

liquid stupid

Alcohol. It's stupidity in a liquid form. Drink it and feel the stupid!

"Gaah, that test stressed me out. I can't think about anything except physics right now. I'm gonna need some liquid stupid if I'm going to be able to interact with other people normally."

"Dude, that guy you just picked a fight with is at least twice your size. You've had too much liquid stupid."

"Mmm, liquid stupid!"

by Mike October 18, 2006

janky

to keep everything for one's self, to be stingy.

he's being janky with his money.

by mike May 22, 2004

rooster sucker

a euphemism for cock sucker. Some one who currently is out of your favor.

That rooster sucker better have my money!

by Mike December 4, 2003

Suffix "Eye"

The main suffix of JC. Used at the end of almost anything. Mostly always used at the end of words ending in Y. To successfully make a word work with eye, you have to replace the ending vowel sound with it.

1)Cubbie - Cubeye
2)Pipsy - Pipseye
3)Cory - Coreye
4)Kid - Kideye

Things like...
5)Sand - Sandeye
6)Sandy - Sandeye
....You have to know the context of the sentence

by Mike April 3, 2004

bammy

Ballard Male Model of the Year

Brandon E. is the bammy.

by Mike April 20, 2004

elonym

(electronic + Gr. onyma, name; cf. pseudonym, synonym) -- electronic name; the part of electronic address that precedes the sign @.

In our university mail system, all elonyms are made from the first name initial plus the surname minus last letter. My elonym is bjohnso (Bill Johnson).

His elonym is as enigmatic as he is himself: aaa314. Clearly he claims to be alpha, not omega.

by Mike March 30, 2008

pretentious loser

see pretentious indie fuck
or indie fuck

sureyya is a pretentious loser.

by mike July 19, 2004