fuckwing

Adjective pertaining to a really stupid, inane idea or concept.

Whose fuck-wing idea was it to microwave the cat?

"I think whoever had the fuck-wing idea to get rid of the oatmeal packets should be driven, with torches and pitchforks, out of Minnesota" --Food Service Survey at Carleton College, 2003.

by Mike December 23, 2003

sheizerdad

A stupid word that i got bored and and made up and is longer word for sheizen which also means shit or sheiz.

(in french accent)
Yo moser flipperdad wassup! Youse a stupid littal sheizerdad! Go eat some sheizerdad you littal bastardad!

by Mike March 17, 2005

software

1)Electronic information stored on a computer that performs tasks.

2) Slang for you mind.

1) Internet Explorer, Photoshop, Kazaa

2) "After the car crash, Bob's body was fine but his software was messed up."

by Mike February 04, 2004

Poo Poo Butt

A word used by pre-schoolers for a generally shitty person.

Teacher! Chester is being a poo poo butt!

by Mike March 23, 2005

Pepper Johnson

Having a African-American male masterbate himself to orgasm on your penis, then you sprinkle your semen covered penis with sand. Proceed to have anal intercourse with the African American gentleman.

Grant Kolton was so excited that he gave Otis a pepper johnson down at the river at Woodhouse.

by Mike November 27, 2003

cod sack

the male genitalia where the testicles are harnessed. male genetalia, scrotum cover. look alot like speedos.

We were talking about his cod sack when it just popped out

by mike October 14, 2003

shidduch

a match; a person who makes a shidduch is a shadchan

Dick and Jane would make a great shidduch. Hopefully they'll get married someday.

by Mike October 17, 2004