MiKe's definitions

TDK

TDK, an acronym of "Typical Dick Kev." Used as a noun.

Sigh.... well that was a TDK.

by mike April 12, 2005

bullshit job

A place where supervisors and managers kiss the asses of people over them and rub the people who work under them the wrong way.

He's sick of tired of working that bullshit job!

by Mike September 9, 2004

Red Tide

the worst time to eat a girl out.

Hell no!!!!!, I ain't eating you out when the red tide is arround.

by Mike May 13, 2005

Gateway fatty

A girl who is not exactly fat and not exactly skinny, but definitely attractive. Think "curvy." If she gained weight, she would be "fat," but she isn't yet. She's right on the border. Sex with her will widen (pun intended) one's tolerance range for weight, making heavier girls seem attractive as well. Eventually, the guy who sleeps with the gateway fatty becomes a full-on chubby chaser.

Rick: Dude, Amanda's hot.
Steve: Stay away from her! She's a gateway fatty!
Rick: But she's hot!
Steve: Yes, she is! And if you sleep with her, next thing you know you'll be sleeping with girls twice her size!

by Mike March 19, 2008

the Red Green Show

A real man's show
That's all I can say

The Red Green Show is so cool, but if you don't like it, then you are not a man

by Mike January 20, 2005

biddle

To bid on something on eBay

Yo, nizzle I biddled on that item first. Unbiddle that motherfizzle before I drop you!

by mike June 20, 2003

slop

Vaginal discharge, either from being horny or just plain sloppy. Could be the result of an STD.

Oi! Cindy close ya legs girl ya drippin slop all over the joint.

by Mike June 11, 2004