MiKe's definitions

janky

to keep everything for one's self, to be stingy.

he's being janky with his money.

by mike May 22, 2004

cash

to call a shot in basketball that is going in

" that's cash"

by mike December 15, 2003

horntail

The God at Half-life and all it's modifications

man, were not ALL as good as Horntail...

by Mike April 29, 2003

Suffix "Eye"

The main suffix of JC. Used at the end of almost anything. Mostly always used at the end of words ending in Y. To successfully make a word work with eye, you have to replace the ending vowel sound with it.

1)Cubbie - Cubeye
2)Pipsy - Pipseye
3)Cory - Coreye
4)Kid - Kideye

Things like...
5)Sand - Sandeye
6)Sandy - Sandeye
....You have to know the context of the sentence

by Mike April 3, 2004

liquid stupid

Alcohol. It's stupidity in a liquid form. Drink it and feel the stupid!

"Gaah, that test stressed me out. I can't think about anything except physics right now. I'm gonna need some liquid stupid if I'm going to be able to interact with other people normally."

"Dude, that guy you just picked a fight with is at least twice your size. You've had too much liquid stupid."

"Mmm, liquid stupid!"

by Mike October 18, 2006

o-scrilla

Out of money

I just spent my whole paycheck, and now I'm o-scrilla.

by Mike April 30, 2004

Jennifer Wilbanks

bitch that faked her own kidnapping to avoid marrying some dude. even worse, the dude still wanted to marry her afterwards. guess they were meant for each other

At least when Ross said Rachel's name in his wedding to Emily, he was there...unlike Jennifer Wilbanks

by Mike May 5, 2005