Danger Dolan

A Youtuber from Australia who also happens to be YouTube's King of Countdown videos, Danger Dolan is the owner of the channel Planet Dolan, where along with countdown videos, Dolan also recants true stories told to him by people either on Reddit or in the comment section. When Dolan is unavailable, his fellow Planet Dolan brethren do videos as well, this brethren includes Dolan's Mysterious Brother, Hellbent, Pringle, Doopie, Melissa and Nixxiom.

I'm Danger Dolan, and today, I will be your narrator

by Metallicajunkie October 03, 2018

Manbun

The most stupid and ridiculous male hairstyle to sweep pop culture since Sanjaya's mohawk.

I see you have a manbun...*grabs a pair of scissors* I'LL SAVE YOU!!

by Metallicajunkie October 04, 2018

Office Number Two

Another way to describe any kind of bathroom, but mostly your own bathroom in your house, if you're only going there to pee, then it's known as Office Number One

I'll be right back, I need to visit Office Number Two before a brown myself

by Metallicajunkie October 11, 2018

Mixed Bag

Used to describe a pregnant woman who is carrying two or more children that are each a different ethnicity, an example of a mixed bag would be a woman pregnant with a white, black, Hispanic and Asian baby at the same time

My mom was a real mixed bag, I have a black brother and a Lebanese sister

by Metallicajunkie October 21, 2018

Jubilant

Something that Los Angeles Dodger fans happen to be at this particular moment

Guy: You look rather jubilant Mike? How come?
Mike: THE DODGERS ARE GOING TO THE SERIES, THAT'S WHY!!!

by Metallicajunkie October 20, 2018

Joe Kenda

Totally awesome guy from the Investigation Discovery show Homicide Hunter. Joe is a former Colorado Springs police detective who has managed to solve over 400 homicides throughout his career, before retiring in the mid 90's. Joe's great to listen to, because when recanting the cases he's solved, he doesn't add any extra fluff, and tells you like it is, short sweet and to the point.

I'm Detective Joe Kenda, I've solved over 400 homicides, if you kill.....I WILL find you....

by Metallicajunkie October 04, 2018

Larry

The guy that Joe Gatto from Impractical Jokers is always looking for, but never seems to find. He also goes by the alias Lawrence when in England. Sightings of the famous "Larry" have occurred at a car dealership, a ticket line, a shoe store, a grocery store, an office building, and an English pub.

Hey Larry! I was calling you Larry!

by Metallicajunkie October 09, 2018