Definitions by Metallicajunkie

Milk Warfstache 

A milk mustache obtained while drinking strawberry milk, named after the famous pink handlebar mustache made famous by Youtuber Markiplier, when portraying his alter ego, Wilfred Warfstache

Wipe your face off man, you got one heck of a milk warfstache going

Milk Warfstache by Metallicajunkie October 17, 2018

Fetus 

What unborn babies say when they're hungry

Unborn Baby: *knocks on belly* Hey mom, can you fetus, we're starving in here!

Fetus by Metallicajunkie October 17, 2018

Google Images 

The only known way (thus far) to look are pornography on the internet, and not give your computer a crap ton of viruses in the process

Mike: Hey Fred, are you using Google Images?
Fred: No Mike! What makes you think that?
Mike: That glistening handkerchief on the floor gave you away dude...

Google Images by Metallicajunkie October 17, 2018

Poultry 

A sub genre of meat consisting of animals that have wings and feathers, which includes chicken, duck, goose, turkey, quail, game hen, pigeon and others. Best served after being deep fried, grilled, barbecued or compressed into nugget form and then deep fried (chicken and turkey definitely, other birds, maybe not so much)

Make sure you buy lots of poultry, there's shitloads of people coming to the barbecue tomorrow

Poultry by Metallicajunkie October 17, 2018

Fisherman's Dwarf 

Used to describe a midget who hails from the city of San Francisco, California (specifically found in one of their famous seaports)

I was about to go fishing, and that Fisherman's Dwarf stole my bait! STOP THIEF!!

Fisherman's Dwarf by Metallicajunkie October 17, 2018

Frog Splash 

An aerial pro wrestling move that involves jumping off the top rope, and then putting your hands and knees together to resemble a hopping frog before you land on your opponent. The move was innovated by Art Barr, but was popularized by Eddie Guerrero, this move now comes in many variations, such as turning in mid air (Rob Van Dam's 5 Star Frog Splash), stretching out (Mike Awesome's Awesome Splash), putting your hands to your crotch as you split your legs (Lio Rush's Rush Hour) or transferring into an Elbow Drop before landing (Mark Briscoe's Froggy Bow)

Tazz: Eddie's feeling froggy Cole!
Michael Cole: Here he goes! FROG SPLASH CONNECTING!

Frog Splash by Metallicajunkie October 17, 2018

Sand Face

This describes a white person who, with the use of a fake beard and deep tan foundation, dresses up and portrays a person of Arab descent, like black face for African-Americans, or yellow face for Asians. An example of someone performing sand face is actor Sacha Baron Cohan's role as Admiral-General Aladeen in the 2012 comedy movie, The Dictator

Doing sand face in the Middle East is like yelling "BOMB!" at an airport, it's a bad idea all around

Sand Face by Metallicajunkie October 17, 2018