Corona

What Mexicans drink when they run out of tequila

Jesus dude, how many Coronas did you drink? You look totally wasted!

by Metallicajunkie October 16, 2018

LS Band

An LS Band is a musical group that has changed members more frequently then a model changes panties, the LS stands for "Lazy Suzanne", as a Lazy Suzanne spins around and presents you with a totally different thing all the time, like how these bands choose a different member constantly. Another way to describe an LS Band, is an RD Band (RD stands for "Revolving Door")

Lazy Suzanne Bands include:
Lynyrd Skynyrd
W.A.S.P.
Guns N' Roses
and Black Sabbath

You guys would be more believable if you weren't an LS Band, pick some members and STAY WITH THEM!

by Metallicajunkie October 14, 2018

Miss Bum Bum

A beauty contest held in Brazil, where the women competing are judged by how sexy their butts look

I was at the Miss Bum Bum contest yesterday, I am SO GOING AGAIN NEXT YEAR!

by Metallicajunkie October 05, 2018

Banshee

What a little kid turns into when their parents won't buy them the candy they want

Jesus Christ! Will you shut that banshee up!?

by Metallicajunkie October 04, 2018

Welfie

A selfie taken by an individual who possesses a shit load of money, usually celebrities or millionaire heiresses, many welfies tend to include poor grammar, overuse of acronyms, and pictures of duckfaces, bikini poses, handbag chihuahuas, shopping purchases, food about to be eaten, and other dumb crap like that (except for the bikini shots, those are okay)

Enough with the welfies Sarah, we get it, you're richer then Jesus!

by Metallicajunkie October 09, 2018

Uberplayed

A defining term for a popular song that has been overplayed, but to such an extent the mere mention of it
now conjures up thoughts of doing terrible things to the person who sang it

Examples include:
Breathe by Faith Hill
Second Chance by Shinedown
Lights by Ellie Goulding
Big Girls Don't Cry by Fergie
Sex on Fire by Kings of Leon

So many songs get uberplayed these days, it's a wonder why I even listen to the radio to begin with

by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018

Fortnite

Another video game that used to be fun, but has now been tainted by it's own fanbase, much like Call of Duty, Halo, Overwatch, CSGO, Minecraft and World of Warcraft

I'm not playing Fortnite anymore, too many whining, complaining, rage quitting bitches

by Metallicajunkie October 16, 2018