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Definitions by Metallicajunkie

Kavanuts 

Used to describe someone when you start asking them questions, and they respond with constant and aggressive sounding interruptions, people like this become more and more Kavanuts with the more questions that are being asked, the angry reaction of going Kavanuts is often compared to a teething toddler with a soiled Huggie who isn't getting the kind of attention he wants
Dude! All I did was ask a question, and you went totally Kavanuts! There's no need for that!
Kavanuts by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018

John Lennon 

You cheat on your wife, but you're telling ME I should always be faithful?
Who are you, John Lennon?
John Lennon by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018

Dead Man's Party 

A get-together hosted by 80's alternative band Oingo Boingo. It's of course reserved for people who are no longer alive, this also includes people who were struck by lightning while walking down the street, and people who were hit by something in their sleep. If you manage to get an invite, word of advice, make sure you leave your body at the door
I thought being a zombie would suck, but I just got invited to a Dead Man's Party! SWEET!
Dead Man's Party by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018

Apollo 18 

Apollo 18 wasn't bad, but it was kind of a let down as far as I'm concerned
Apollo 18 by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018

Valentine's Day 

Another excuse for your wife/girlfriend/fiancee to get mad at you for not buying them something
Matt: How'd your Valentine's Day go Dave?
Dave: I forgot to buy my wife a present, and she's told me to go jump off a bridge
Matt: Ouch........
Valentine's Day by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018

Holy Shit 

Something the Pope takes when he eats Mexican food
Pastor: Sorry I'm late, I was in the bathroom taking a holy shit
Nun: PASTOR! LANGUAGE!
Holy Shit by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018

Vegemite 

I said "do you speak my language?", he just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich
Vegemite by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018