Melissa's definitions

newsies

An underrated but realy awesome movie about the newsboy strike of 1899. Over the years it's developed an underground following. A newsie is a newsboy. They sell the papes.

Jack: "The name of the game is volume
Dave, you only took 20 papes,
why?"

Davie: "Bad Headline"

Jack: "That's the first thing you
gotta learn. Headlines don't
sell papes, Newsies sell
papes.We're what holds this
town together. Without us
nobody knows nothin."

by melissa November 22, 2003

crack-ass worthy

Made up expression to describe a really laugh friendly situation or joke.

That girl is awful funny; she really cracks my ass.

by melissa March 12, 2005

boppers

Female that car hop and only wants you for your money.

Girl he ugly but look at that car and platium grill, I think I want to holla!

by melissa September 14, 2003

tigolbitties

Some Big Ole Titties

Man yo daddy got some Tigolbitties

by Melissa March 13, 2005

crumbs

small pieces of rock cocaine

yo check out dese crumbs i got eh

by Melissa February 6, 2005

Candy shop

it means Bedroom like in 50 cent's new song "Candy Shop" also means hot men and women

ill take you to the candy shop ill let like the lollipop go head girl dont u stop keep going till u hit the spot

ill take you to the candy shop boy want a taste of what i got ill have u spending all u got keep going till u hit the spot

by Melissa May 13, 2005

Head

1- upper-most part of the human body that controls all bodily functions and contains the brain, at least in some specimens.
2- the process of sucking/licking either the male or the female genitalia until ejaculation/orgasm occurs.
3- term used to refer to the foam on top of beer that nobody really wants.

Martha really doesnt have her head on her shoulders.

Little Johnny made his girlfriend orgasm 5 times. That night she reciprocated by giving him head as well.

Damn, what's up with all the head. You gotta learn how to pour dawg.

by melissa July 11, 2003