Melissa's definitions

your mom

comeback used by witless morons who cant think of anything to say i.e. my friend melissa

me:nice teeth melissa
melissa: ur mom has nice teeth
(ownage)

by melissa January 29, 2004

muffin

muffin = best boyfriend in the world.!!

i love my baby-MUFFINS.!!!
my boyfriend is princess-MUFFINS.! he's pretty and nice.!

by melissa April 24, 2005

shittinass

like oh shit in a big way.used when shit wont do.

shittinass,the police are pullin us over

by melissa December 26, 2004

boyfriend

A male whom a female begins a relationship with. He is not essential to making the female a better person, but more so a person she can depend on for emotional support, sexual comfort, or life lessons.
1)A boyfriend, depending on how the girl feels about him can make a girl feel beautiful, special, a better person, and dependant on the happiness she recieves from him if he is a proper man.
2)A boyfriend can also be an enemy that the female cannot get herself away from because she feels as though she "needs" him, even though he may cause her physical, emotional, or psycological pain.
3)A boyfriend can be a wonderful or a horrible thing, but either way, they are always welcome

1)Hey, this is my boyfriend, and I love him to death

2)My boyfriend isn't so bad, you just don't know him like I do

by Melissa January 14, 2005

zip it

Be quiet. In other words, shut your freakin' mouth.

"Zip it Paul! You're so obnoxious."

by Melissa January 20, 2004

Jinx

a big time loser who loves phiillip and has short black hair and jumps around for orange and black shoes and has her own style

look at that girl shes a wanna be jinx

by melissa December 11, 2004

furface

A person with so much hair on their face they are barly recognizable.

"Susie, shave your face for cryin' out loud! You look like a furface!"

by Melissa January 20, 2004