Melissa's definitions

shooting the shit

To discuss unimportant, random topics in a laid back, comfortable manner. Usually with good friends and dumb topics. (aka shooting the breeze)

We sat around the campfire shooting the shit.

by Melissa October 27, 2003

dicking around

Messing around, screwing around, jacking around, or just wasting time doing pointless things in some other way.

The teacher was pissed because the guys in the back row wouldn't quit dicking around.

by Melissa October 27, 2003

sanitorium

The frothy mixture of lube, come and fecal matter that is left over after anal sex.

"oh no! We got sanitorium all over my brand new Martha Stewart sheets!"

by Melissa October 28, 2003

peanut

small pommas

o my little peanuts

by melissa October 29, 2003

newsies

An underrated but realy awesome movie about the newsboy strike of 1899. Over the years it's developed an underground following. A newsie is a newsboy. They sell the papes.

Jack: "The name of the game is volume
Dave, you only took 20 papes,
why?"

Davie: "Bad Headline"

Jack: "That's the first thing you
gotta learn. Headlines don't
sell papes, Newsies sell
papes.We're what holds this
town together. Without us
nobody knows nothin."

by melissa November 22, 2003

purple monkey dishwasher

the answer to any "why" question you do not know.

"Why didnt you eat your veggie?"
-"Purple Monkey Dishwasher."

by melissa November 25, 2003

HUMPITIVE

ADJECTIVE.

When one wants to be HUMPED. Preferably, by something HUMPABLE.

ALSO, HUMPITIVE can describe something HUMPFUL, having to do with HUMPING or anything HUMPABLE.

SYNONYM FOR HUMPFUL AND HUMPABLE, if used in the correct context. Also, a synonym for HORNY.

When you feel humpitive you feel humpable hence HOT.

"That chick's so humpative"

by Melissa December 6, 2003