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zip it

Be quiet. In other words, shut your freakin' mouth.
"Zip it Paul! You're so obnoxious."
by Melissa January 20, 2004
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shrivelnuts

When a man's jewels are so cold that they shrivel up into almost invisible peas.
"Hey man! I'm a freakin' shrivelnuts, this pool is WAY too cold to swim in!"
by Melissa January 28, 2004
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courting out

yo you hear joe's gettin courted out
by Melissa February 6, 2005
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IDS

Imminent Death Syndrome.
To Bring Death Upon One's Self.
ie- I Am Going To Slit My Throat.
Jord has IDS, be nice to him.
by Melissa June 12, 2004
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charl

What a 'Charl'
by Melissa September 1, 2003
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Cal

short for Caliente which in spanish means hot, so in english this also means hot.
" That dress is soo cal."
by Melissa May 13, 2005
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HUMPITIVE

ADJECTIVE.

When one wants to be HUMPED. Preferably, by something HUMPABLE.

ALSO, HUMPITIVE can describe something HUMPFUL, having to do with HUMPING or anything HUMPABLE.

SYNONYM FOR HUMPFUL AND HUMPABLE, if used in the correct context. Also, a synonym for HORNY.
When you feel humpitive you feel humpable hence HOT.

"That chick's so humpative"
by Melissa December 6, 2003
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