Melissa's definitions

yonk

a long period of time

I waited at the restaurant for him for yonks and yonks

by melissa May 25, 2003

tanorexia

A disease like anorexia, no matter how tan a person is they never think they are tan enough.
tanorexic

Oh my God have you seen Tara Reid lately? She needs to check herself in for treatment of that tanorexia.

by Melissa September 21, 2004

wank

a mo fuckin welfare check

bitch! cash dat wank!

by Melissa March 30, 2005

furface

A person with so much hair on their face they are barly recognizable.

"Susie, shave your face for cryin' out loud! You look like a furface!"

by Melissa January 20, 2004

Jinx

a big time loser who loves phiillip and has short black hair and jumps around for orange and black shoes and has her own style

look at that girl shes a wanna be jinx

by melissa December 11, 2004

boyfriend

A male whom a female begins a relationship with. He is not essential to making the female a better person, but more so a person she can depend on for emotional support, sexual comfort, or life lessons.
1)A boyfriend, depending on how the girl feels about him can make a girl feel beautiful, special, a better person, and dependant on the happiness she recieves from him if he is a proper man.
2)A boyfriend can also be an enemy that the female cannot get herself away from because she feels as though she "needs" him, even though he may cause her physical, emotional, or psycological pain.
3)A boyfriend can be a wonderful or a horrible thing, but either way, they are always welcome

1)Hey, this is my boyfriend, and I love him to death

2)My boyfriend isn't so bad, you just don't know him like I do

by Melissa January 14, 2005

charl

A humble guy who is gifted at pulling chicks.

What a 'Charl'

by Melissa September 1, 2003