Melissa's definitions

HUMPITIVE

ADJECTIVE.

When one wants to be HUMPED. Preferably, by something HUMPABLE.

ALSO, HUMPITIVE can describe something HUMPFUL, having to do with HUMPING or anything HUMPABLE.

SYNONYM FOR HUMPFUL AND HUMPABLE, if used in the correct context. Also, a synonym for HORNY.

When you feel humpitive you feel humpable hence HOT.

"That chick's so humpative"

by Melissa December 6, 2003

Cal

short for Caliente which in spanish means hot, so in english this also means hot.

" That dress is soo cal."

by Melissa May 13, 2005

IDS

Imminent Death Syndrome.
To Bring Death Upon One's Self.
ie- I Am Going To Slit My Throat.

Jord has IDS, be nice to him.

by Melissa June 12, 2004

h00bz0r

1. Homeless man.
2. full name for the abbreviated term 'h00b'

Used as a noun.

Look at that h00bz0rz large pen0r!

by melissa May 13, 2005

bladder splatter

When someone has to pee so bad their bladder literaly explodes.

"Dude, I gotta pee soo bad I'm gonna have a bladder splatter!"

by Melissa January 6, 2004

Choad

a public school boy. i.e. boat shoes, blazer and jeans look.

"oh my god hes such a choad", "hey chaodie"

by Melissa February 1, 2005

hit

fucked up; drugged up; ready to fuck; messed up

"She looks so hit"

by melissa April 12, 2003