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This what you call a girl who still has her v card. Being a virgin. No sexual experience ever. Never been kissed or hug. Hand haven’t been kissed. Nothing. Not even been out on a date.
Who will brave those waters? That’s uncharted territory and can’t learn from any other man how to get this girl in bed easily.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 5, 2022
Get the Uncharted territory mug.This is when you mix together every type of hard liquor and wine there is and a gallon of each. Every Sunday to drink it at midnight and until it’s all gone with all your family and until all your blessings come true. Everyone must drink at least a gallon of the blended drink in a hour. No ice , chilled until midnight in your gallon cups.
That miracle drink hit the spot , I’m doing it every Sunday , and drinking it at midnight on Monday the same day the new day start at night at 12am on the dot.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 6, 2022
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Get the Boogie witch mug.This Bushhi is getting on my nerves
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 6, 2022
Get the Bushhi mug.this is a ultimate weapon you use when you have nothing else to use to win and it will blow your enemy away easily... for instance you trying to fight a monster made out of fire and nothing works and you throw a bucket of water on it that you was saving to drink on a rainy day son... and you worrying about surviving without it...no worries you have no choice but to use it to survive it anyway. it may not always be as drastic as this but it paints the master piece quite nicely.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 7, 2022
Get the Trump Card mug.as the son of ABSOLLUTE ALLMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL. i made up this game called fire and ice to do nice stuff and bad stuff to the person known in the bible as cain when i found out who he really is today and his real name....all because of the mark on his forehead that makes everything you do to him be hit back at you 7 times fold. multiplier of seven. so if you stole 10% of his money, then you would lose 70% of your money for an example. it don't matter how much money each other have. if he have 1000 dollars and you have 100 dollars. he lose 100 dollars for 10% of his money and i lose 70 dollars. 70% of my money.
he really seen a curious pure hearted kid made up a game like this out of curiosity. game of fire and ice. fire and ice game.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 7, 2022
Get the fire and ice game mug.this law states that all fighting is push to the same sex to protect the way of life of all humansapians /humanoids races throughout the entire universe and earth . because opposite sex needs to mate and have babies to continue life on earth for every next generation there after. and same sex genders can't have babies or sex together. so those people who really love to fight...keep it to the same sex because you provoke so many people to fighting for you so it don't end all life on every world and piss off ABSOLLUTE ALLMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL who created it all and make all his precious work to go to waste and make an everlasting divine punishment that won't ever cease.
the first law of the circle of life must always be upheld regardless of your feelings being superior to the opposite sex. it's not a rivalry it's a team. i have spoken this judgement, if you do not uphold it and abide it. don't cry to my or my FATHER GOD to fix things that you can't ever fix and always will regret.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 7, 2022
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