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Moline Mudslide

The act of slipping in shit. Often, this is another person or a pet animals shit.
Eddie didn’t realize that Fido had shit in the hallway and he pulled a Moline Mudslide when he slid down the hall on that brown kibble log.
by Mega Hemroids February 13, 2024
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Arizona Jungle Gym

The act of hanging from a jungle gym or other tall supportive structure to allow your partner to perform oral and anal oral sex on you. This act differs from the Utah Jungle Gym as the Arizona Jungle Gym is 100% heterosexual and does not have to involve anal eating.
Bro 1. John said he gave Katie the licking of a lifetime last night. I don’t know how he did it!!!????

Bro 2. Easy, she climbed up on a ladder and he gave her an Arizona Jungle Gym.
by Mega Hemroids May 7, 2020
mugGet the Arizona Jungle Gymmug.

Swamp Blossom

A Clitoris. Often used to refer to large clitorises, hairy or unhygienic vaginas, large girls, sweaty vagina or any combination of them.

Derived from the phrase “Swamp Ass
Man, I love sucking Kelly’s swamp blossom after she works out.
by Mega Hemroids April 29, 2020
mugGet the Swamp Blossommug.

Mexican Mustard

Mexican Mustard is the spicy yellow brown goo that drips outta your girls ass and pussy. Unlike truffle butter, it has hints of blood in it which create the signature orange/yellow color.
I porked Jenny so hard she was bleeding all night. I woke up to a bed full of Mexican mustard.
by Mega Hemroids July 5, 2023
mugGet the Mexican Mustardmug.

Pepsi

To be Pepsi is to be anything other than white. Literally EVERY stereotype but white. Greasy Mexican. Slimy Jew. Ghetto Black. Filthy Arab. Mafia Italian. Stupid Polak. Cheese eating surrender monkey French. Bat eating Chinaman. ANYTHING but white.
Ho 1. “Damn girl , I heard Kaylonni’s big white ass pregnant again.”

Ho 2. “Awww, you know. She so Pepsi boo”
by Mega Hemroids February 25, 2021
mugGet the Pepsimug.

Onion Sandwich

The act of performing oral sex on a stinky or otherwise unclean vagina. The phrase gets its name from the rather oniony smell that used and unclean vaginas carry.
Bro 1: Man, I had an onion sandwich today.

Bro 2: Yeah I can smell you from here. Tell Monica to wash her snatch.
by Mega Hemroids August 16, 2019
mugGet the Onion Sandwichmug.

Good Humor

The act of fucking your partner and making her suck your penis clean after, followed by a cheesy one liner joke much like the ones that used to be printed on Good Humor popsicle sticks.

Also Cherry Creamsicle the act of doing so when she is on her period and Fudgesickle the act of doing it analy.
After I fucked Karla I stuffed my cock in her ballwasher and gave her a Good Humor. As she swallowed I said “No respect. No respect I tell ya”.
by Mega Hemroids August 13, 2019
mugGet the Good Humormug.

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