by Mega Hemroids November 04, 2020
Get the Joobsmug. by Mega Hemroids March 09, 2021
Get the Rat Trapmug. 
An obese lot lizzard.
by Mega Hemroids March 17, 2024
Get the Parking Penguinmug. A Guatemala Cocktail is the act of taking a spicy shit in a cocktail glass and force feeding your partner the contents while shattering the glass on their nose and upper lip.
I hear Katie gave Tom a Guatemala Cocktail yesterday. She did it to get him to dump her but that sick bastard LOVED it.
by Mega Hemroids December 31, 2021
Get the Guatemala Cocktailmug. The Montana Cheeseball is the act of draining your yeast infection or other cheese like vaginal discharges into a water balloon, freezing the balloon and using it as a projectile aimed at someone’s face.
That knuckling dragging swamp cunt broke my cheek bone and nose when she hit me with her Montana Cheeseball.
by Mega Hemroids February 26, 2021
Get the Montana Cheeseballmug. Detroit heat is the act of tongue punching your partners fart box while they are experiencing particularly hot and steamy gas, usually brought on by Detroit style Coney Dogs.
After the coney eating contest I tried Detroit heat on Allison.....I burned my mouth so bad I had to use orajel and preparation H on my tongue.
by Mega Hemroids January 12, 2016
Get the detroit heatmug.