05’

An 05’, or to pull an 05’ is a violent criminal act committed by an individual with a criminal history shortly after a martyr has been created.
Lawd Jesus, that boy almost murdered that po pregnant girl just like ole George Floyd did after he done got out prison in 05’.
by Mega Hemroids June 08, 2020
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Onion Sandwich

The act of performing oral sex on a stinky or otherwise unclean vagina. The phrase gets its name from the rather oniony smell that used and unclean vaginas carry.
Bro 1: Man, I had an onion sandwich today.

Bro 2: Yeah I can smell you from here. Tell Monica to wash her snatch.
by Mega Hemroids August 16, 2019
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Three Bean Salad

A three bean salad is when a male goes down on three women at once. Not to be confused with a poutine pounder (which refers to the same but with the eating of anus) or the taco casserole (which involves a woman going down on three women at once).
I had the best time of my life last night. I had a three bean salad with my wife and her sisters.
by Mega Hemroids May 30, 2022
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Utah Jungle Gym

The act of two males (and in some cases a third female) performing oral to anal sex on each other while dangling down from a supportive structure. Often found on a regular playground jungle gym, one partner will suspend from the monkey bars, exposing their anus at face level for the other partner to orally stimulate.
Eddy said he saw Taylor giving Mike a Utah Jungle Gym when he drove by the school last night!
by Mega Hemroids May 08, 2020
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Parking Penguin

Molly is Celina 52’s newest parking penguin, weighing in at 294 lbs.
by Mega Hemroids March 17, 2024
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Bidness

Mind yo damn bidness, bitch.
by Mega Hemroids May 09, 2020
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Ball Washer

A mouth. A dirty mouth.
by Mega Hemroids May 09, 2020
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