Utah Jungle Gym

The act of two males (and in some cases a third female) performing oral to anal sex on each other while dangling down from a supportive structure. Often found on a regular playground jungle gym, one partner will suspend from the monkey bars, exposing their anus at face level for the other partner to orally stimulate.
Eddy said he saw Taylor giving Mike a Utah Jungle Gym when he drove by the school last night!
by Mega Hemroids May 08, 2020
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Bidness

Mind yo damn bidness, bitch.
by Mega Hemroids May 09, 2020
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Ball Washer

A mouth. A dirty mouth.
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auschwitz easy bake

The act of gas torching (crop dusting) a group of people. Usually, inside a hot vehicle, an enclosed room or a sauna. The Auschwitz easy bake is named after the infamous Nazi gas chambers and Jew ovens at Auschwitz.
Marcy wanted a cake so I whipped up an auschwitz easy bake. She puked for an hour straight.
by Mega Hemroids May 09, 2023
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34.5

34.5, exactly half of 69; Slang for a blow job or half of the sexual act of sixty-nining.
Bitch I want some 34.5
by Mega Hemroids October 12, 2020
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Montana Cheeseball

The Montana Cheeseball is the act of draining your yeast infection or other cheese like vaginal discharges into a water balloon, freezing the balloon and using it as a projectile aimed at someone’s face.
That knuckling dragging swamp cunt broke my cheek bone and nose when she hit me with her Montana Cheeseball.
by Mega Hemroids February 26, 2021
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Shit shivers

The terrible spine tingling shivering sensation you mmmm that accompanies a looming dump.
Hun. Hand me another blanket please. I have the shit shivers but I’m too tired to go take a dump.
by Mega Hemroids February 22, 2021
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