Meg's definitions

tawse

tawse is actually a whip in scotland, but in this case a dude and computer genius!!!!

eg. tawse is cool, tawse smells, you need tawse for that...

by meg January 20, 2005

axe

axe is the scent of arousal. it is comprised entirely of pheromones and it kills my cool facade of indifference toward the opposite sex.

'course, the catch is that i have to already like you to find it attractive on you.

when he lifts his shirt to rub his tummy it arouses me beyond control, but when the scent of axe assaults me, i fall, weak-kneed, into his crotch. naked.

by Meg September 12, 2004

Oxford, Ohio

A drinking town with a college problem

GREEN BEER DAY, only found in Oxford

by Meg February 28, 2005

SSDD

"Same shit, different day" from Stephen King's The Dreamcatcher

"So how've you been lately?"
"You know... ssdd"

by Meg June 17, 2005

Tree

a very tall good friend

The tree lived on top of a very high mountain.

by meg April 15, 2005

mixer

A dance, these are probably only held in loser towns like mine, but they DO exist, I assure you.

Guy: So...are you going to the mixer tonight?
Girl: I dunno...are you?
Guy: Well...I dunno...I asked you first!
Girl: Fuck the mixer, let's just have sex
Guy: Hellyes!

by Meg November 26, 2003

miss piglet

Miss Piglet, u know who you are *cara*. Anyways, I just wanted to say that I wouldn't be the person I am without you. Your like my best friend and ILUSM! Best friends till the end girl, LULAS!

Meg: and im hungry
Meg: and thirsty
Cara: lol
Cara: go get food and a drink smart one
Meg: lolz
Meg: thanx u o great Miss Piglet
Cara: LOL

by Meg August 24, 2003