sexist

A person who thinks that one gender is better or superior than the other. Often mistaken for feminism.
by meg February 19, 2005
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5 second rule

if you drop a piece of food on the ground (most likely, something that you've taken a long time to prepare, at a time of crisis right before this needs to be served, or after a long day), you have 5 seconds to pick it up and it will be fine. While it still has germs, these 3 words just may give you peace of mind.
Crap! I just dropped the souffle I've been working on for 3 hours! And Jackie is getting here in 5 minutes! *picks it up* 5 second rule will have to do I guess.
by Meg July 10, 2004
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Dirty Swirl

A man stands in a circle of people, when he begins to ejaculate, he starts spinning in a circular motion.
When I was ready to ejaculate, I got in the center of all my friends and gave them a dirty swirl.
by MEG August 19, 2003
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pop off da needle

Person 1: That dude Is CRAZY!!
Person 2: Yea he's a pop of a needle!!
by meg October 25, 2003
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pop off da needle

Person 1: That dude Is CRAZY!!
Person 2: Yea he's a pop of a needle!!
by meg October 25, 2003
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tawse

tawse is actually a whip in scotland, but in this case a dude and computer genius!!!!
eg. tawse is cool, tawse smells, you need tawse for that...
by meg January 20, 2005
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axe

axe is the scent of arousal. it is comprised entirely of pheromones and it kills my cool facade of indifference toward the opposite sex.

'course, the catch is that i have to already like you to find it attractive on you.
when he lifts his shirt to rub his tummy it arouses me beyond control, but when the scent of axe assaults me, i fall, weak-kneed, into his crotch. naked.
by Meg September 12, 2004
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