Meg's definitions

Guf

Someone or somthing that is annoying you at the time.

"she's a stupid bitch"
"yeah, what a guf"

by Meg October 30, 2004

Cunitis

Term in reference to the pain, and uncomftorableness while menstrating. Comparable to a rope being tied to a a bowling ball in the woman's uterus and the other end tied to the core of the earth, while the rope tightening and tighening. menstration period cunt
'Cunt' is the root of this word.

Lucy: Owwww, do you have any ibuprofen?
Sally: Why?
Lucy: My cunitis is really bad today
Sally: Oh my gawd that sucks! For sure here you go!

by Meg October 18, 2004

stoop

1.a stupid person.
2.a person who excessively eats hair.

nick is such a stoop omg

ewww..hes a stoop!!!

by meg October 9, 2004

frienatic

Inspired by the television sitcom "Friends".

Marked by excessive enthusiasm and devotion for the show Friends.

Oh my god, she is a Frienatic!

by Meg September 13, 2004

axe

axe is the scent of arousal. it is comprised entirely of pheromones and it kills my cool facade of indifference toward the opposite sex.

'course, the catch is that i have to already like you to find it attractive on you.

when he lifts his shirt to rub his tummy it arouses me beyond control, but when the scent of axe assaults me, i fall, weak-kneed, into his crotch. naked.

by Meg September 12, 2004

5 second rule

if you drop a piece of food on the ground (most likely, something that you've taken a long time to prepare, at a time of crisis right before this needs to be served, or after a long day), you have 5 seconds to pick it up and it will be fine. While it still has germs, these 3 words just may give you peace of mind.

Crap! I just dropped the souffle I've been working on for 3 hours! And Jackie is getting here in 5 minutes! *picks it up* 5 second rule will have to do I guess.

by Meg July 10, 2004

SGB

Super ghetto booty

That girl has a huge SGB!

by Meg July 2, 2004