Canada

Canada is a country where college kids go if they live too far from Mexico. It's considered nippy at -20 C, but not quite cold until we hit -40 C.
The term peace is not achieved through fighting but through actual peace. Despite the fact that Canada's military is constantly insulted by our Southern neighbours, some still complain that we don't help them out. A country where "God Bless Canada" is not proclaimed every five minutes because we are aware that not everybody follows one belief.
And the boys are still hot without the beer.

Canada is fun. You should do it too!

by Meg February 06, 2004

mixer

A dance, these are probably only held in loser towns like mine, but they DO exist, I assure you.

Guy: So...are you going to the mixer tonight?
Girl: I dunno...are you?
Guy: Well...I dunno...I asked you first!
Girl: Fuck the mixer, let's just have sex
Guy: Hellyes!

by Meg November 26, 2003

Dirty Swirl

A man stands in a circle of people, when he begins to ejaculate, he starts spinning in a circular motion.

When I was ready to ejaculate, I got in the center of all my friends and gave them a dirty swirl.

by MEG August 18, 2003

SSDD

"Same shit, different day" from Stephen King's The Dreamcatcher

"So how've you been lately?"
"You know... ssdd"

by Meg June 17, 2005

dagnamet

Light-heart expletive used on those occasions when you feel you should be troubled, but sadly, don't actually give a fuck.

"My poor fat ugly sister can't make it down for Cristmas this year, dagnamet!"

by Meg September 23, 2003

My Salsa

A spicy, Mexican dip. This expression came from D12's "My Band" and is supposedly their next song.

"My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants, my salsa"

by Meg April 15, 2004

Weird Beard

That's really, really weird! I don't think that's ever happened as weirdly before!

You're such a weird beard, Alexis for picking your nose and then telling me about it!

by Meg September 12, 2003