Meg's definitions

Weird Beard

That's really, really weird! I don't think that's ever happened as weirdly before!

You're such a weird beard, Alexis for picking your nose and then telling me about it!

by Meg September 12, 2003

dagnamet

Light-heart expletive used on those occasions when you feel you should be troubled, but sadly, don't actually give a fuck.

"My poor fat ugly sister can't make it down for Cristmas this year, dagnamet!"

by Meg September 23, 2003

silver shorting

An action that someone think is extremely cool, when it is in fact the opposite.

Guy 1: Dude, look at this new hawaiian shirt I got...baller huh?
Guy 2: Ugh, stop silver shorting.

by Meg October 25, 2011

SGB

Super ghetto booty

That girl has a huge SGB!

by Meg July 2, 2004

5 second rule

if you drop a piece of food on the ground (most likely, something that you've taken a long time to prepare, at a time of crisis right before this needs to be served, or after a long day), you have 5 seconds to pick it up and it will be fine. While it still has germs, these 3 words just may give you peace of mind.

Crap! I just dropped the souffle I've been working on for 3 hours! And Jackie is getting here in 5 minutes! *picks it up* 5 second rule will have to do I guess.

by Meg July 10, 2004

axe

axe is the scent of arousal. it is comprised entirely of pheromones and it kills my cool facade of indifference toward the opposite sex.

'course, the catch is that i have to already like you to find it attractive on you.

when he lifts his shirt to rub his tummy it arouses me beyond control, but when the scent of axe assaults me, i fall, weak-kneed, into his crotch. naked.

by Meg September 12, 2004

frienatic

Inspired by the television sitcom "Friends".

Marked by excessive enthusiasm and devotion for the show Friends.

Oh my god, she is a Frienatic!

by Meg September 13, 2004