Meadow Soprano's definitions

contraction

short for contradictory actions

Dave swore he was over his ex-girlfriend, but the words he kept putting on UD about her were contractions- he was projecting again.

by Meadow Soprano October 14, 2005

storegasm

An orgasm that has not been released for a long time.

I've climaxed a few times with you, but they were little- this one was huge! It was a storegasm!

by Meadow Soprano April 2, 2011

skinny-fat

When someone is thin and looks great in clothes, but is all flabby underneath

Some people have great figures, but in a bathing suit they are a mess- all skinny-fat- like Miss Paris, who loves to show off her flabby ass for some reason

by Meadow Soprano November 8, 2005

celebulite

cellulite on celebrities

I love when Star Magazine does it's annual "Celebs with Cellulite" Issue...I think they should call it the "Celebulite Issue"

by Meadow Soprano September 14, 2006

alcowhoric

Someone who gets drunk and has sex with many people.....often

Tara Reid and Paris Hilton are perfect examples of someone who is an alcowhoric

by Meadow Soprano October 9, 2005

skeptical

when you are weary of someone's good natured actions; to not wholeheartedly believe

Even though you appear to be doing a good thing, I will always be skeptical of your behavior

by Meadow Soprano July 28, 2008

altered ego

when someone deludes themselves about the effect they have on people for so long, that they believe it

Jeff is convinced that all his exes will never get over him and are miserable- but that is only his altered ego talking-if he knew they were all happier without him, he'd be crushed

by Meadow Soprano October 28, 2005