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oxycontin

PRONUNCIATION CORRECTION:
AWK-SEE-CON-TON
A legitimate opiate pain medication intended only to alleviate moderate to severe intractable pain under the supervision of a physician for documented conditions. It is dangerous and against the law not to mention better judgement and common sense to pursue any other use. To imply that oxycontin or any narcotic analgesic should be taken with alchohol or taken in crushed form is quite wrong, not to mention stupid and DEADLY. Oxycontin relieves severe nerve pain and other moderate to severe pain in those who REQUIRE IT, by slightly depressing the central nervous system- thus someone not initiated in opiate therapy (as in someone who is not prescribed this medicine or whom takes it against package instructions and doctors orders) is putting their lives at risk by getting 12 hours worth of medicine all at once, thus excessively depressing their central nervous systems and ceasing the breathing mechanism, slowing heart/pulse rate, DUH...Oxycontin is not intended as a 'high' for anyone, but as a PRESCRIBED, TAKEN AS DIRECTED pain relief medicine for those in pain PERIOD. In this capacity it can save lives. It is also a controlled substance under the law, because of the fools who believe it's intended for getting stoned. It's certainly hoped the erroneous definitions dissapear- any comparison to heroin is irrelevant(although heroin is also a pain medicine which was so widely abused in our society that it has been outlawed in this country, though it is still in use overseas today for legitimate purpose).
Jane was prescribed OXYCONTIN for deep visceral nerve pain following a botched back operation which left her in agonizing pain. OXYCONTIN has given Jane some quality of life back. Jane must keep her OXYCONTIN locked in a secret cabinet because of the idiots who wish to abuse it in order to get 'high'. Jane does not get high from her medication, she gets relief.
by mel September 21, 2003
mugGet the oxycontinmug.

tuna cat

funky ass pussy that smell like tuna
Bitch yo pussy smell like tuna cat
by Mel May 7, 2004
mugGet the tuna catmug.

bucky

Chuck it in the Bucky.
by Mel October 25, 2004
mugGet the buckymug.

bomb it

carsthis is wen u iz drivin and u want to push the car to the max and go realli fast
by mel May 13, 2005
mugGet the bomb itmug.

vergina

1. A virgin vagina
2. A womans genital area that hasnt yet been penetrated
by mel May 13, 2005
mugGet the verginamug.

alto

1. The lower women's voices in a choir.
2. The best section of a choir.
If I were going to sing in a choir, I would want to be an ALTO, because ALTOs are the BEST!
by Mel September 29, 2003
mugGet the altomug.

BreakdownV1

1. English for beer
2. Cause of many roadside accidents and drunken brawls
I can feel a BreakdownV1 coming on

I didnt see the pedestrian I had too many BreakdownV1's
by Mel April 9, 2004
mugGet the BreakdownV1mug.

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