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ye know yeah

The ultimate dis! Only used when describing a twat or wanker who you hate with every ounce of evil in your body.
That curry seller is a proper ye know yeah.
by me May 4, 2005
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human

At first glance, you may think this primate is basically evil on two feet. Only at closer inspection would you realize that while evil usually is accompanied by a tiny bit of intelligence, humans are lacking in that. Therefore we must come to the conclusion that humans are, in fact, just big stupid moneys with technology.
Look at the big retarded monkey with a nuclear bomb! Wait, that's a prominant world figure.
by Me May 4, 2005
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alphabet

the way in which the letters are orginised every letter has its own definition on this site Check it out:a b c d e f g h i j klmnopqrstuvwxyz
by me May 13, 2005
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Unnecessary Man

A modern version of a pre-19th century expression: "Sir, you have come over all unnecessary!"

The above phrase meant that a male was either becoming flirtatious, or causing a female to become very attracted to them.

An 'Unnecessary Man' is a male who can be associated with this era by looking dashing or wearing an appropriate costume, causing women to be attracted to them. It is usually applied to characters in books or films, and the look is often twinned with a bad or aggressive attitude.
"I went to a Victorian fancy dress party last weekend - the place was full of Unnecessary Men!"

"I saw Harry Potter again. That Snape is definately an Unnecessary Man."
by ME January 7, 2008
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Bumeyes

1) A fictional illness referenced in the Weebl and Bob toons.

Symptoms include the swelling of the flesh around the eyes until sight is impaired and the upper half of the face resembles the buttocks. Short bursts of sight can be achieved by altering the pressure behind the eyes, but the escaping air can also cause the sufferer to emit a fart-like sound from their face. Attempting to achieve this too often results in a spray of 'eye-poo'; possibly a foul-smelling pus similar to diarrhoea.

2) An insult derived from the above definition.
1) "Sam got punched in the face last night - he looks like he caught the Bumeyes!"

2) "You suck."
"Well, you got the Bumeyes, so ner!"
by ME January 7, 2008
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Errg

A small piece of something indistinguishable. This could be fluff, liquid, powder... anything, so long as you can't tell what it originally was.
"I cleaned the flat and hoovered up a load of errg from behind the sofa."
by ME January 7, 2008
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Cuce

The white discharge excreted from a woman's vagina.
"How do you know your boyfriend's cheating on you ?"

"He comes home smelling like cuce. And we hadn't had sex fo a week, so it ain't mine !"
by Me August 1, 2008
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