Maybelline's definitions

LA weight loss

A weight loss center..that sucks. I went on LA weight loss and only lost 20 pounds out of a desired 70. They suck..if you want to lose weight go to weight watchers

Dude..LA weight loss blows. It only works for the first month. You have to be perfect to lose all your desired weight...and no one can do that.

by Maybelline December 28, 2005

agnostic

Agnostic people are people who secretly know there is a God but dont have the balls to believe that they'll live a great life after they die.

Agnostic people usually turn towards Jesus as they get older and realize they were dumb in their teen years.

by Maybelline April 9, 2006

US Scareways

Used to describe the airline US Airways, usually pertaining to their lousy customer service, constant delays, and of course, lost luggage.

Person # 1- Dude! Us Airways lost my luggage! It had all my clothes in there!
Person # 2- Oh, you mean Us Scareways?

by Maybelline October 22, 2007

passe

When something that was a huge fad or extremely popular, is no longer that anymore. Old. Over.

Myspace is passe. So is emo.

by Maybelline October 22, 2007

witty

A relativly cool person, who can think of clever, but not particulary rude or offensive, funny comebacks on the top on their heads, making people laugh, not annoyed.

You find very few people who are genuinly witty..people just try too hard these days to be funny.

by Maybelline April 9, 2006

kayne west

A rapper who is "controversial" by making off the wall statements. He thinks hes hXe, sans the emo stuff.

Famous Kayne West quotes

"George Bush doesn't care about black people"

AND

"I should be in the bible"

nigga plz

by Maybelline April 9, 2006

Barneys

A High end department store, originating in Manhattan. Sells the likes of Yves Saint Laurent, Fendi, Chloe, Marc Jacobs and Ksubi.

Also referred to as Barneys New York.

I saw a pair of $3000 jeans at Barneys in NYC, and there was nothing special about them. Are people nuts?

by Maybelline October 22, 2007