37 definitions by Maybelline

yo momma

A new show on MTV, hosted by Wilmer Valderama, that has people tell "Yo Momma" jokes back and fourth, and the winner in the end gets 1000 dollars in "Cash mahneyy".

Yo momma so stupid, she thought Grape Nuts was an STD.

Very obvious "Jesus Saves" sign in the background.

This show wont last long, they'll eventually run out of jokes.

by Maybelline April 27, 2006

diarrhea

Smelly runny juicy stuff that comes out of your anus. Fills up your toilet with runny remains and burns your asshole. Makes noises when comes out of your butt, like a squirty sound. Stinks up the bathroom and makes you gag when you wipe.

Diarrhea is gross, but everyone has it.

by Maybelline February 19, 2006

caps

When people TYPE LIKE THIS!!!! in forums usually to get attention or to express anger.

person #1-DONT MAKE FUN OF FAT PPL

person #2- Shh...use your inside voice

-caps lock.

by Maybelline February 19, 2006

idrc

Internet abbreviation of "I don't really care"

anD23: some girl was talking about you in algebra..she was sayin how you are a slut
xxmorphinexx: you know what? people can talk all the shyt they want..idrc

by Maybelline October 4, 2005

Cold

1) The state of being the oopsite of hot.

2) Descibing something that wasn't nessacary to say, said to just hurt someone.

1) BRR Im cold

2) Brad- "You're just a fat pimple faced whore no one wants you"

Tommy-"Hey man, that was cold".

by Maybelline February 19, 2006

witty

A relativly cool person, who can think of clever, but not particulary rude or offensive, funny comebacks on the top on their heads, making people laugh, not annoyed.

You find very few people who are genuinly witty..people just try too hard these days to be funny.

by Maybelline February 19, 2006

OOS

1: Out of stock, as in a brand being sold out.
2: Out of style

1: Aw man! The shoes I wanted in my size are OOS!
2: "Did you see Ashley yesterday? Her Juicy trackpants are so OOS!"

by Maybelline October 7, 2007