Maybelline's definitions

maury

A talk show, hosted by Maury Povich, which usually focuses on fat woman who cheated on their lovers with their own brothers, and they're not sure if their babies are theirs.

"Robert, you are NOT the father"
-Maury

by Maybelline April 9, 2006

Barneys

A High end department store, originating in Manhattan. Sells the likes of Yves Saint Laurent, Fendi, Chloe, Marc Jacobs and Ksubi.

Also referred to as Barneys New York.

I saw a pair of $3000 jeans at Barneys in NYC, and there was nothing special about them. Are people nuts?

by Maybelline October 22, 2007

Psych

The nerdy way of writing sike

Nerdball: Did You Hear What Happened In Math Class?
ILOVEMATH: Erm, No? What? Tell Me
Nerdball: The Final Exam Was Changed To Friday
ILOVEMATH: *GASP* Are You Serious? I Studied For Hours!
Nerdball: Psych!!
ILOVEMATH: Don't Scare Me Like That!

by Maybelline July 31, 2005

passe

When something that was a huge fad or extremely popular, is no longer that anymore. Old. Over.

Myspace is passe. So is emo.

by Maybelline October 22, 2007

LA weight loss

A weight loss center..that sucks. I went on LA weight loss and only lost 20 pounds out of a desired 70. They suck..if you want to lose weight go to weight watchers

Dude..LA weight loss blows. It only works for the first month. You have to be perfect to lose all your desired weight...and no one can do that.

by Maybelline December 28, 2005

kayne west

A rapper who is "controversial" by making off the wall statements. He thinks hes hXe, sans the emo stuff.

Famous Kayne West quotes

"George Bush doesn't care about black people"

AND

"I should be in the bible"

nigga plz

by Maybelline April 9, 2006

Mortified

Being beyond embarrassed or ashamed.

Oh my god, I forwarded a sexual innuendo to all my co-workers by accident! I am so mortified.

by Maybelline October 22, 2007