Definitions by Maybelline

pork chop 

Someone who is fat.....

Dayum.....Sasha is a pork chop

pork chop by Maybelline December 28, 2005

pomade 

What emo kids need to survive

*an emo kids myspace bulletin*
OMGOSH I LYKE NEEDZZ MY POMADE I LOST IT NOW MI HAIRZZ GOIN TO BE MESSED UP AHHHHH IM going crazeyy ahhh *shoots self* but newayz leave me a comment or comment my piczz cause im soooo upset :( :( :(

pomade by Maybelline December 28, 2005

LA weight loss 

A weight loss center..that sucks. I went on LA weight loss and only lost 20 pounds out of a desired 70. They suck..if you want to lose weight go to weight watchers

Dude..LA weight loss blows. It only works for the first month. You have to be perfect to lose all your desired weight...and no one can do that.

LA weight loss by Maybelline December 28, 2005

idrc 

Internet abbreviation of "I don't really care"

anD23: some girl was talking about you in algebra..she was sayin how you are a slut
xxmorphinexx: you know what? people can talk all the shyt they want..idrc

idrc by Maybelline December 28, 2005

McDonalds 

Mcdonalds meat is nasty. I only go there for the fries. But dont eat too much..or else youll get FAT

Um...Ill pass on Mcdonalds' burgers..but give me super sized fries!!

McDonalds by Maybelline October 23, 2005

Sodomy 

anus sex, anal sex, pooper sex

leonardo da vinci was charged w.sodomy

Sodomy by Maybelline September 24, 2005

mandles 

when a guy wears sandles!! EWW

MAN + SANDLES= MANDLES

Johnny wore mandles yesterday

mandles by Maybelline August 1, 2005