Maybelline's definitions

diarrhea

Smelly runny juicy stuff that comes out of your anus. Fills up your toilet with runny remains and burns your asshole. Makes noises when comes out of your butt, like a squirty sound. Stinks up the bathroom and makes you gag when you wipe.

Diarrhea is gross, but everyone has it.

by Maybelline April 9, 2006

Cold

1) The state of being the oopsite of hot.

2) Descibing something that wasn't nessacary to say, said to just hurt someone.

1) BRR Im cold

2) Brad- "You're just a fat pimple faced whore no one wants you"

Tommy-"Hey man, that was cold".

by Maybelline April 9, 2006

passe

When something that was a huge fad or extremely popular, is no longer that anymore. Old. Over.

Myspace is passe. So is emo.

by Maybelline October 22, 2007

18 wins, 1 Giant loss

A play on word used to describe the conclusion of the New England Patriots 2007 season in their loss at Super Bowl XLII. They had a perfect season coming in with 18-0 and lost to the New York Giants 17-14, hence 1 Giant loss.

18 wins, 1 Giant loss - the conclusion of the New England Patriot's near perfect season.

by Maybelline February 8, 2008

agnostic

Agnostic people are people who secretly know there is a God but dont have the balls to believe that they'll live a great life after they die.

Agnostic people usually turn towards Jesus as they get older and realize they were dumb in their teen years.

by Maybelline April 9, 2006

Mortified

Being beyond embarrassed or ashamed.

Oh my god, I forwarded a sexual innuendo to all my co-workers by accident! I am so mortified.

by Maybelline October 22, 2007

caps

When people TYPE LIKE THIS!!!! in forums usually to get attention or to express anger.

person #1-DONT MAKE FUN OF FAT PPL

person #2- Shh...use your inside voice

-caps lock.

by Maybelline April 9, 2006