Maybelline's definitions

pomade

What emo kids need to survive

*an emo kids myspace bulletin*
OMGOSH I LYKE NEEDZZ MY POMADE I LOST IT NOW MI HAIRZZ GOIN TO BE MESSED UP AHHHHH IM going crazeyy ahhh *shoots self* but newayz leave me a comment or comment my piczz cause im soooo upset :( :( :(

by Maybelline December 28, 2005

yo momma

A new show on MTV, hosted by Wilmer Valderama, that has people tell "Yo Momma" jokes back and fourth, and the winner in the end gets 1000 dollars in "Cash mahneyy".

Yo momma so stupid, she thought Grape Nuts was an STD.

Very obvious "Jesus Saves" sign in the background.

This show wont last long, they'll eventually run out of jokes.

by Maybelline May 9, 2006

cheese

1-stuff comes from cows

2-farts

1-i lvoe cheese!!

2-alright, who cut the cheese?

by Maybelline July 7, 2006

Wearing thin

Said when someone or something is no longer funny and is now getting on your nerves.

Kevin is so not funny anymore. His whole act is just wearing thin.

by Maybelline October 22, 2007

Trismo

1-a troll and post whore on ebaumsworld forums. He since has been banned for posting too much. No one will ever forget him.
2-used to describe someone who is a post whore..which orignated from the member Trismo

1 HAHA Trismo got banned!

2- *Member to a trismo* - God, youve made 50 post today, stop posting, Trismo..or "Hey, you have posted 60 posts and made 10 new threads today, are you Trismo ressurected?"

by Maybelline December 28, 2005

witty

A relativly cool person, who can think of clever, but not particulary rude or offensive, funny comebacks on the top on their heads, making people laugh, not annoyed.

You find very few people who are genuinly witty..people just try too hard these days to be funny.

by Maybelline April 9, 2006

Cold

1) The state of being the oopsite of hot.

2) Descibing something that wasn't nessacary to say, said to just hurt someone.

1) BRR Im cold

2) Brad- "You're just a fat pimple faced whore no one wants you"

Tommy-"Hey man, that was cold".

by Maybelline April 9, 2006