Maybelline's definitions

spam

1) A reealy gross meat stuff thats fake and packaged in a can! EW
2) Stuff that people write online, and repeat over and over so it slows down your computer and annoys the hell out of you.

1) Mr Happy Pants: "Okay kids its time to eat spam!"
Kids: "YAY!!!"

2)
spamspamspamspamspamORLYyaRLYNOWAI
SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMORLYYARLYNOWAI
BUTTSECHS!!!ORLY!!!!

by Maybelline April 9, 2006

idrc

Internet abbreviation of "I don't really care"

anD23: some girl was talking about you in algebra..she was sayin how you are a slut
xxmorphinexx: you know what? people can talk all the shyt they want..idrc

by Maybelline December 28, 2005

agnostic

Agnostic people are people who secretly know there is a God but dont have the balls to believe that they'll live a great life after they die.

Agnostic people usually turn towards Jesus as they get older and realize they were dumb in their teen years.

by Maybelline April 9, 2006

US Scareways

Used to describe the airline US Airways, usually pertaining to their lousy customer service, constant delays, and of course, lost luggage.

Person # 1- Dude! Us Airways lost my luggage! It had all my clothes in there!
Person # 2- Oh, you mean Us Scareways?

by Maybelline October 22, 2007

caps

When people TYPE LIKE THIS!!!! in forums usually to get attention or to express anger.

person #1-DONT MAKE FUN OF FAT PPL

person #2- Shh...use your inside voice

-caps lock.

by Maybelline April 9, 2006

McDonalds

Mcdonalds meat is nasty. I only go there for the fries. But dont eat too much..or else youll get FAT

Um...Ill pass on Mcdonalds' burgers..but give me super sized fries!!

by Maybelline October 23, 2005

diarrhea

Smelly runny juicy stuff that comes out of your anus. Fills up your toilet with runny remains and burns your asshole. Makes noises when comes out of your butt, like a squirty sound. Stinks up the bathroom and makes you gag when you wipe.

Diarrhea is gross, but everyone has it.

by Maybelline April 9, 2006