Definitions by Maybelline

maury 

A talk show, hosted by Maury Povich, which usually focuses on fat woman who cheated on their lovers with their own brothers, and they're not sure if their babies are theirs.

"Robert, you are NOT the father"
-Maury

maury by Maybelline April 9, 2006

kayne west 

A rapper who is "controversial" by making off the wall statements. He thinks hes hXe, sans the emo stuff.

Famous Kayne West quotes

"George Bush doesn't care about black people"

AND

"I should be in the bible"

nigga plz

kayne west by Maybelline April 9, 2006

Cold

1) The state of being the oopsite of hot.

2) Descibing something that wasn't nessacary to say, said to just hurt someone.

1) BRR Im cold

2) Brad- "You're just a fat pimple faced whore no one wants you"

Tommy-"Hey man, that was cold".

Cold by Maybelline April 9, 2006

cunning 

A word to describe someone or sometimes something thats tricky, devious, sly or shady

"I'd stay away from that cunning chap..he's pretty weird"

cunning by Maybelline April 9, 2006

witty 

A relativly cool person, who can think of clever, but not particulary rude or offensive, funny comebacks on the top on their heads, making people laugh, not annoyed.

You find very few people who are genuinly witty..people just try too hard these days to be funny.

witty by Maybelline April 9, 2006

agnostic 

Agnostic people are people who secretly know there is a God but dont have the balls to believe that they'll live a great life after they die.

Agnostic people usually turn towards Jesus as they get older and realize they were dumb in their teen years.

agnostic by Maybelline April 9, 2006

spam 

1) A reealy gross meat stuff thats fake and packaged in a can! EW
2) Stuff that people write online, and repeat over and over so it slows down your computer and annoys the hell out of you.

1) Mr Happy Pants: "Okay kids its time to eat spam!"
Kids: "YAY!!!"

2)
spamspamspamspamspamORLYyaRLYNOWAI
SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMORLYYARLYNOWAI
BUTTSECHS!!!ORLY!!!!

spam by Maybelline April 9, 2006