agnostic

Agnostic people are people who secretly know there is a God but dont have the balls to believe that they'll live a great life after they die.
Agnostic people usually turn towards Jesus as they get older and realize they were dumb in their teen years.
by Maybelline February 19, 2006
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Bill Belicheat

Bill Belicheat is the coach of the New England Patriots. He tapes opponents signals and also taped the St. Louis Rams before they upset them in Super Bowl XXXVI.

He is notorious for having no personality and walking off of the field before Super Bowl XLII was over, after the New York Giants beat them, knocking off their hopes for an unprecedented 19-0 season.
Maybe they didn't deserve the perfect season. Ever heard of karma, Bill Belicheat?
by Maybelline February 10, 2008
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LA weight loss

A weight loss center..that sucks. I went on LA weight loss and only lost 20 pounds out of a desired 70. They suck..if you want to lose weight go to weight watchers
Dude..LA weight loss blows. It only works for the first month. You have to be perfect to lose all your desired weight...and no one can do that.
by Maybelline September 26, 2005
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spam

1) A reealy gross meat stuff thats fake and packaged in a can! EW
2) Stuff that people write online, and repeat over and over so it slows down your computer and annoys the hell out of you.
1) Mr Happy Pants: "Okay kids its time to eat spam!"
Kids: "YAY!!!"

2)
spamspamspamspamspamORLYyaRLYNOWAI
SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMORLYYARLYNOWAI
BUTTSECHS!!!ORLY!!!!
by Maybelline February 19, 2006
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passe

When something that was a huge fad or extremely popular, is no longer that anymore. Old. Over.
Myspace is passe. So is emo.
by Maybelline October 07, 2007
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yo momma

A new show on MTV, hosted by Wilmer Valderama, that has people tell "Yo Momma" jokes back and fourth, and the winner in the end gets 1000 dollars in "Cash mahneyy".
Yo momma so stupid, she thought Grape Nuts was an STD.

Very obvious "Jesus Saves" sign in the background.

This show wont last long, they'll eventually run out of jokes.
by Maybelline April 27, 2006
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maury

A talk show, hosted by Maury Povich, which usually focuses on fat woman who cheated on their lovers with their own brothers, and they're not sure if their babies are theirs.
by Maybelline February 19, 2006
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