mandles

when a guy wears sandles!! EWW

MAN + SANDLES= MANDLES

Johnny wore mandles yesterday

by Maybelline August 01, 2005

butterbody

A girl with a pretty/hott/gorgeous face..but an ugly/fat/overweight/chubby body

Roger- "I saw this really hott girl sitting down at a restuarant. When she got up to leave, she was fat as hell! I was going to talk to her....but she didn't have a good body so I didn't. HEHEHE"
Jorge- "Typical butterbody. They should really go on weight watchers-think of all the attention they would get then!"
Roger- "Yeah..I feel bad for them! O well! Want to go to a strip club??"
Jorge- "Sure! Ain't no butterbodys going to be there!"

by Maybelline December 28, 2005

yo momma

A new show on MTV, hosted by Wilmer Valderama, that has people tell "Yo Momma" jokes back and fourth, and the winner in the end gets 1000 dollars in "Cash mahneyy".

Yo momma so stupid, she thought Grape Nuts was an STD.

Very obvious "Jesus Saves" sign in the background.

This show wont last long, they'll eventually run out of jokes.

by Maybelline May 09, 2006

Sodomy

anus sex, anal sex, pooper sex

leonardo da vinci was charged w.sodomy

by Maybelline September 24, 2005

agnostic

Agnostic people are people who secretly know there is a God but dont have the balls to believe that they'll live a great life after they die.

Agnostic people usually turn towards Jesus as they get older and realize they were dumb in their teen years.

by Maybelline April 09, 2006

passe

When something that was a huge fad or extremely popular, is no longer that anymore. Old. Over.

Myspace is passe. So is emo.

by Maybelline October 22, 2007

spam

1) A reealy gross meat stuff thats fake and packaged in a can! EW
2) Stuff that people write online, and repeat over and over so it slows down your computer and annoys the hell out of you.

1) Mr Happy Pants: "Okay kids its time to eat spam!"
Kids: "YAY!!!"

2)
spamspamspamspamspamORLYyaRLYNOWAI
SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMORLYYARLYNOWAI
BUTTSECHS!!!ORLY!!!!

by Maybelline April 09, 2006