Definitions by Maxwell

primo 

Dirty proner

OMG, you pulled a primo on me. Dirty proner!

primo by maxwell May 1, 2004

affixin 

Hillbilly for getting ready to do something, to prepare, to plan.

Were affixin to go to the store.

affixin by Maxwell March 23, 2004

Astroglide

The best anal sex lubricant money can buy.

My Girlfriend and I always use Astroglide for anal sex lube because it is the slipperiest.

Astroglide by Maxwell March 23, 2004

Cataract 

Redneck term for a brand of luxury automobile. (Cadillac)

My Paw brought himself a new Cataract.

Cataract by Maxwell March 23, 2004

3 hole boneathon 

A sexual encounter when the penis (bone) is inserted into the woman’s mouth, vagina then anus.

Gina enjoyed the 3 hole boneathon I gave her last night.

3 hole boneathon by Maxwell January 6, 2004

Winoda Ridering 

The act of shoplifting.

Store security caught him winoda ridering items from Wall Mart.

Winoda Ridering by Maxwell January 6, 2004

Christmas 

An over commercialized holiday where you are morally obliged to buy gifts and spend your hard earned money. The only ones who come out ahead on Christmas are the store owners and bankers who hold the 22% interest rates on your credit cards that you used to buy all those fucking gifts.

I’m in debt from buying Christmas presents.

Christmas by Maxwell December 20, 2003