Definitions by Maxhole

witlessism

witlessism (wit less iz em) NOUN. A failed attempt to sound wise or clever.

"I'm telling you there's an enemy that would like to attack America, Americans, again. There just is. That's the reality of the world. And I wish him all the very best." -George W. Bush, Jan. 12, 2009

"I've been in the Bible every day since I've been the president." -George W. Bush, Nov. 12, 2008

"It's in our country's interests to find those who would do harm to us and get them out of harm's way." -George W. Bush, April 28, 2005

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." -George W. Bush, Aug. 5, 2004

Are good examples of witlessisms.

witlessism by Maxhole June 25, 2009

spoogeneration 

spoogeneration (spoo je ner aish un) VERB. To make spooge.

Her- Why didn't you come?
Him- Oh, I came.
Her- But no spooge came out.
Him- Yeah, well, the third or fourth time, you start to run out.
Her- I didn't know that... How long does it take to make more?
Him- Spoogeneration only takes a day. Two days if you want a full charge.
Her- That's what I love about fucking you, it's so educational.

spoogeneration by Maxhole June 24, 2009

spoogickle 

spoogickle (spoo jik ul) NOUN. A subatomic particle of spooge. Or, a popsicle made of spooge.

The spoogickle is the smallest and slipperiest of the subatomic particles. This elusive, highly energetic particle can be found around high schools, especially in P.E. class, or that English class with the really hot teacher.

spoogickle by Maxhole June 24, 2009

spumptious 

spumptious (spump shus) ADJECTIVE. To be sexy and delicious. From “scrumptious” and “pump.”

Randy- Damn, that girl gots more curves than Indy 500.

Ron- She's a great fuck, too.

Randy- How would you know?

Ron- I dated her. That's Lisa.

Randy- Damn. I'd like to bite her on the ass and be dragged to death. Why'd you ever break up with a woman that hot?

Ron- I musta lost my mind. Sweetest lady I ever knew. She is spumptious.

Randy- Think she'd go out with me?

Ron- Not a chance.

Randy- Why?

Ron- 'Cuz you're a friend of mine.

Randy- Not anymore we're not, you asshole! Hey! Lisa! Wait up!

spumptious by Maxhole June 24, 2009

Spuzzbog

Spuzzbog (spuzz bog) NOUN. The imaginary homeworld of the cartoon characters Calvin and Hobbes.

Mom- Where are you going?

Calvin- Planet Spuzzbog, where there aren't any moms to ask me where I'm going!

Mom- Well, be back in time for supper.

Calvin- Uh, yeah, sure. Come on, Hobbes.

Hobbes- Doesn't she know that Spuzzbog is 20 light years away and by the time we get back, our faster-than-light drive's time-dilation effect will have rendered her a withered old crone while we only age a few hours?

Calvin- All I can say is she'd better have dinner ready. And it better not be cold.

Spuzzbog by Maxhole June 24, 2009

throbbery 

throbbery (throb bur ee) ADJECTIVE. The feeling of throbbing or pulsing sensations.

YEOW! I just wanged my funnybone on the stove- oh fuck, now it's all throbbery.

or,

Every time I listen to Bach's Toccata and Fugue in D Minor I get all throbbery inside.

throbbery by Maxhole June 24, 2009

Tongue Fu 

tongue fu (tung fu) NOUN. The science of kissing and all oral play, especially involving intricate and powerful movements of the tongue. The use of the tongue as a weapon.

He's a Tongue Fu master. I saw him put his tongue through an inch-thick pine board at the dojo.

Tongue Fu by Maxhole June 24, 2009