Matthew's definitions

posselot

Insulting word describing a lesbian woman. The contrverse of faggot.

"i swear chealsea is such a posselot"

by matthew February 14, 2005

makaio

means matthew in hawaian

personnal name

by matthew December 26, 2003

cock gumball

This saying originated in Little Rock, Arkansas. It was first used when discussion the unfortunate actions of a particular young man's friends.

"Stop being such a cock gumball."

"I'll be a cock gumball."

My jeans were stuck to my pimpled nut...due to my cock gumball.

by Matthew May 1, 2004

religion

A self righteous form of worshipping God. Someone who is religious worships God to look Holy in front of others. True worship comes with humility and NO condemnation and NO judgement of others. Religion is a set of laws and rules. True Christianity is not religion as it is not about the law, because we've been set free from the law and power of sin, by Jesus Christ's sacrifice, as out substitute.

Religion is rules that one is forced to follow.

by Matthew October 9, 2003

Silvertone

An absolutely amazing band

You know when a song moves you but you don't know why. This one knocks you on your ass and screams the reasons.

by Matthew March 4, 2005

anal-wevage

related to anal and wev basicly a mixture of the two, basicly fliddy purple creatures butt fucking each other

purple playtypus having ses with a butt

by matthew December 24, 2004

slothover

The aftermath of a sugar or caffeine rush from the night before. Signs include headache, rapid memory of past events, and slow movement and reflexes. Comes from hangover and wangover.

"I had like 40 root beers last night and I woke up with a slothover"

by matthew February 14, 2005