121 definitions by Matthew
I would NOT want to date or be anywhere NEAR a woman with Eva's character because she is a serious bitch.
by Matthew July 15, 2003
a series of short explosive farts (simular to the sound of a pack of Black Cats going off) followed by a spray of shit.
This usually occurs when you are taking medication that makes your shit pastie. The fart can only get through the shit in small, quick bursts. The shit that comes out is the result of these tiny explosions and create shit spray marks.
This usually occurs when you are taking medication that makes your shit pastie. The fart can only get through the shit in small, quick bursts. The shit that comes out is the result of these tiny explosions and create shit spray marks.
by Matthew February 3, 2004
Derived from the Indonesian word "ibu" used to describe a woman or house wife, shortened in Indonesian to "bu" in intimate relationships. In English "bu" is used by a male to describe his girlfriend or significant other.
by Matthew October 17, 2004
This phrase originated in Little Rock, Arkansas. Basically, it means a righteous cluster fuck. It can be used anytime you get into a pinch, or just a down right fucked up situation with multiple causes and no way out.
"This is such a nut hair jubilee."
"This is a fine nut hair jubilee you've gotten us into."
"Jesus Christ, what a nut hair jubilee."
"No thanks. The last time you had an idea, we wound up in a nut hair jubilee."
"This is a fine nut hair jubilee you've gotten us into."
"Jesus Christ, what a nut hair jubilee."
"No thanks. The last time you had an idea, we wound up in a nut hair jubilee."
by Matthew May 19, 2004
Acronym for "Just Lo Fi" of a band/team of loosely affilated writers whose works can be found at www.justlofi.com. Used to refer in passing or as a verb to refer to the website.
by Matthew September 28, 2004
by Matthew January 20, 2004