Definitions by Matthew

Secchi 

To pull a Secchi is to bail out at the last moment from an arrangement and give any reason other than the truth. Secchis are most likely to occur in the early stages of courtship.

Pete can't make it to the pub quiz, he says he's washing his hair but I think he's pulling a secchi.

Secchi by Matthew February 27, 2004

Birfs 

Nickname for the name "Matthew"

Matthew: Sup?
Kirk: Sup Birfs!

Birfs by Matthew February 23, 2004

zip 

1. To have sex or to perform sexual acts with someone. To have Zip
Probably because of the noise made before this act!
2. Can be said when someone has said something that can sound rude but isnt meant to be!

1. I'm gonna give her zip tonight!
2. I can't wait to see Andrew tonight *ZIP*

zip by Matthew February 15, 2004

cushtie 

good, sweet, alright, comfortabe

im cushtie wit at
meaning i am compfortable with that

or if someone says how are you u say cushtie

cushtie by matthew February 11, 2004

squibbon 

A creature evolved from the modern squid, that has developed a concrete social structure and has taken to swinging through the trees like a gibbon. In 200 million years, the Squibbon will inherit "civilization" from we petty vertibrates.

Featured on the BBC's "The Future Is Wild"

"The squibbons swung from branch to branch, their boneless tentacles allowing complete flexibility in mobility"

squibbon by Matthew February 11, 2004

ass crackle plop 

a series of short explosive farts (simular to the sound of a pack of Black Cats going off) followed by a spray of shit.

This usually occurs when you are taking medication that makes your shit pastie. The fart can only get through the shit in small, quick bursts. The shit that comes out is the result of these tiny explosions and create shit spray marks.

damn, ne-gro, you got that ass crackle plop all over my toilet and shit.

ass crackle plop by Matthew February 2, 2004

Superbowl 

Terrible event of Fake Football. It is overhyped and an unpopular sport outside of America despite what Americans will want you to believe. Oh but there is an NFL Europe I'm told, really? It can't be too popular if I and everyone else has never heard of it. The FA Cup gets higher ratings than the Superbowl worldwide.

And the World Cup is the grestest sporting event of the world, Americans need to learn that their sports are not popular outside of their country, sure they may have some leagues but they are hardly popular.

Guy 1: The superbowl is on

Guy 2: Oh that crappy overhyped American sporting event

Guy 1: Yeah lets watch the FA Cup instead, we'll see some real footballers in action

Superbowl by Matthew January 31, 2004