Matthew's definitions

CGNU

Get your Certificate at CGNU by:
Cheesing People Off
Indian-Giving
Cutting Ones
Doing Some Other Things
Home Invasion
Cracking Wise
World Domination
Sending Me A Dollar
Total Spaceship Guy
TV/VCR Repair
Or GET YOUR DEGREE! Just do this art test and send it back to us.

CGNU
The Future Is You... ...probaly

by Matthew September 29, 2003

squibbon

A creature evolved from the modern squid, that has developed a concrete social structure and has taken to swinging through the trees like a gibbon. In 200 million years, the Squibbon will inherit "civilization" from we petty vertibrates.

Featured on the BBC's "The Future Is Wild"

"The squibbons swung from branch to branch, their boneless tentacles allowing complete flexibility in mobility"

by Matthew February 11, 2004