Matthew's definitions

Necromaniac

An individual whom exhibits a prefential sexual tendancy to exhume corpses for the purposes of rabid, bone shattering,maggot scattering corpse grinding.

*dig dig dig*
*poke poke poke*
Fancy some gay tea?

by MATTHEW January 15, 2005

satan

The accuser, the thief, the doubter. Satan's cause is to stop you at all cost from finding Jesus. He hates all humans and wants us to perish with him in hell. Jesus is our escape from hell, Satan knows this.

Satan can put thought into your mind, he can use temptation, but beware it is like candy covered faeces.

by Matthew October 9, 2003

-ykins

Usually an attachment to a name.
Often used as a term of endearment.

calling to your friend brad you may say: Come here Brad-ykins!

by Matthew November 14, 2003

jlf

Acronym for "Just Lo Fi" of a band/team of loosely affilated writers whose works can be found at www.justlofi.com. Used to refer in passing or as a verb to refer to the website.

"JLF yourself!" or "Did you see the JLF show?"

by matthew September 27, 2004

engiminous

1. sketchy; shady
2. confusing or bewildering

1. He engiminously slid through the shadows.

2. this is quite the engiminous situation youve gotten yourself into.

by Matthew December 18, 2002

peedy

A really annoying talking bird created by Microsoft

Peedy is so annoying, I made a video of him jumping off a cliff.

by Matthew December 29, 2003

ball milk

Delicious Semen

Her gentle stroking caused the ball milk to drip from my pee-hole

by Matthew January 20, 2004