Matthew's definitions

kerfucked

totally stuffed worse than fucked

this is totally kerfucked

by matthew August 28, 2003

bitchenfricken

Originating from the word "bitchen," which means cool, rad, awesome, bitchenfricken is most often used with "awesome," meaning something looks cool, rad, or awesome.

Dude, he looks so bitchenfricken awesome with that John Lennon haircut.

by Matthew May 13, 2005

hommilez

To Use A Gay/Homosexual Action Without actually being gay
or
To be very excited about someone or something.

Yo guy stop touching me dats hommilez

Yah man im hommilez for that movie

by Matthew March 5, 2005

dosed

Tripping on LSD

I was really dosed after eating those gel-tabs.

by Matthew January 20, 2004

CGNU

Get your Certificate at CGNU by:
Cheesing People Off
Indian-Giving
Cutting Ones
Doing Some Other Things
Home Invasion
Cracking Wise
World Domination
Sending Me A Dollar
Total Spaceship Guy
TV/VCR Repair
Or GET YOUR DEGREE! Just do this art test and send it back to us.

CGNU
The Future Is You... ...probaly

by Matthew September 29, 2003

Hatchy

A little man with Green, Purple or any other coloured hair. Smokes and drinks plenty and has scratched balls.

Jeff is his best mate see Jeff for definition on Jeff

"Hatchy got his nuts scratched today"
"Jeff thought it was funny"

by Matthew November 26, 2003

preppy

Preppyness (yes, a its a word) is not a theme or fad, its a lifestyle, one that has been passed down in well to-do families along the east coast. Primarily these states are Maryland and Massachusetts. In Maryland, the most preppiest cities are; Bethesda, Potomac, and Chevy Chase. The preppies are only considered preppy if they attend the following schools: The Heights School, The Oakcrest School, Holy Child, Visitation, The Landon School, Bullis, Georgetown Prep, and Stone Ridge. Other schools are public and shitty. The guy preppies always wear their collars up, plaid shorts crisply ironed, and their j.crew flip flops. For the girls, their collars are also flipped up, their 8" Abercrombie & Fitch skirts low on the waist (revealing their hip bones)and their designer flip flops. In their hair they usually wear a plaid or striped bow. When traveling, preppies usually drive in the following makes of cars (nothing older than a 1995, seriously now) Mercedes, Land Rover, Jaguar, and of course, Jeep Wrangler. For the weekends, the preppies usually congregate at ones large palatial estate and discuss how great our life and friends are.

That girl isnt wearing her collar up, she must go to public school

by Matthew June 2, 2004