Definitions by Matthew

dosed 

Tripping on LSD

I was really dosed after eating those gel-tabs.

dosed by Matthew January 20, 2004

pendulosity 

The depth that the testicle sac hangs down.

My balls are so loose today, their pendulosity is very high on the charts.

pendulosity by Matthew January 20, 2004

ball milk 

Delicious Semen

Her gentle stroking caused the ball milk to drip from my pee-hole

ball milk by Matthew January 20, 2004

Dude Hammer 

A Cock, penis, schlong, dick, etc.

You get the point.

Dude Hammer by Matthew January 20, 2004

dude trumpet 

Slang term for the male genitalia.

Hey bitch, play my dude trumpet

dude trumpet by Matthew January 20, 2004

Feinstein 

Narcisistic nanometric nipple narfing wee-man.

Shibby, that squirrel totally SARSed Feinstein's room.

Feinstein by Matthew January 7, 2004

muff dive 

performing oral sex on a female

yes matt..you can perform muff dive and rescue tactics on me at your comand

muff dive by matthew December 31, 2003