by Matthew April 01, 2005

Terrible event of Fake Football. It is overhyped and an unpopular sport outside of America despite what Americans will want you to believe. Oh but there is an NFL Europe I'm told, really? It can't be too popular if I and everyone else has never heard of it. The FA Cup gets higher ratings than the Superbowl worldwide.
And the World Cup is the grestest sporting event of the world, Americans need to learn that their sports are not popular outside of their country, sure they may have some leagues but they are hardly popular.
And the World Cup is the grestest sporting event of the world, Americans need to learn that their sports are not popular outside of their country, sure they may have some leagues but they are hardly popular.
Guy 1: The superbowl is on
Guy 2: Oh that crappy overhyped American sporting event
Guy 1: Yeah lets watch the FA Cup instead, we'll see some real footballers in action
Guy 2: Oh that crappy overhyped American sporting event
Guy 1: Yeah lets watch the FA Cup instead, we'll see some real footballers in action
by Matthew January 31, 2004

I realised that day that my train-listening dad is a maverick, and I too am a maverick because I wear mismatched socks
by Matthew March 11, 2005

Here we have a rare glimpse of The Poopsmith in it's natural habitat.
Pretty nasty if you ask me!
Oh, The Poopsmith has taken a vow of silence.
I about to take a vow of throwing out my cookies all over this microphone!
How much is this thing worth anyway?Cause is about to be worth a lot less!
No for real, The Poopsmith is a good guy, he just has a crappy job.
Pretty nasty if you ask me!
Oh, The Poopsmith has taken a vow of silence.
I about to take a vow of throwing out my cookies all over this microphone!
How much is this thing worth anyway?Cause is about to be worth a lot less!
No for real, The Poopsmith is a good guy, he just has a crappy job.
by Matthew September 03, 2003

The world's most beautiful lady to ever exist. With a bat of her precious eyes, men faint from excessive infatuation.
by Matthew December 08, 2004

by Matthew November 01, 2004
