MATTHEW's definitions

ovix

cool, awesome, great, wonderfull, stuff like that.

ovix, i got an "A."

by Matthew January 29, 2004

bizlimpket

KoRn paying out limp bizket

you can never buck me up bizlimpket

by matthew April 5, 2003

FFVIIMAN

a cocksucker who thinks Final Fantasy 7 is the best RPG ever made. A faggot.

Tony is the ultimate FFVIIMAN! He even has hentai posters of Sepiroth and Link all over his bedroom wall. *shudder*

by Matthew February 19, 2003

Nut Hair Jubilee

This phrase originated in Little Rock, Arkansas. Basically, it means a righteous cluster fuck. It can be used anytime you get into a pinch, or just a down right fucked up situation with multiple causes and no way out.

"This is such a nut hair jubilee."

"This is a fine nut hair jubilee you've gotten us into."

"Jesus Christ, what a nut hair jubilee."

"No thanks. The last time you had an idea, we wound up in a nut hair jubilee."

by Matthew May 19, 2004

Hand-check

something an administrator would yell to a group of hormonal horny kids, as to check to make sure all hands are doing what they are supposed to be doing.. and not down anybody else's pants.

they yelled hand check and all of us had to put our hands in the air

by matthew February 28, 2005

Birfs

Nickname for the name "Matthew"

Matthew: Sup?
Kirk: Sup Birfs!

by Matthew February 23, 2004

Superbowl

Terrible event of Fake Football. It is overhyped and an unpopular sport outside of America despite what Americans will want you to believe. Oh but there is an NFL Europe I'm told, really? It can't be too popular if I and everyone else has never heard of it. The FA Cup gets higher ratings than the Superbowl worldwide.

And the World Cup is the grestest sporting event of the world, Americans need to learn that their sports are not popular outside of their country, sure they may have some leagues but they are hardly popular.

Guy 1: The superbowl is on

Guy 2: Oh that crappy overhyped American sporting event

Guy 1: Yeah lets watch the FA Cup instead, we'll see some real footballers in action

by Matthew January 31, 2004