Matthew's definitions

stringer

one who goes down on his wife while eating a sandwich

That dude is a nasty stringer.

by matthew December 1, 2003

smoke down

Michigan slang for smoking dope. Means the same thing as smoking up in the 49 other states.

Brian made a bong out of a Faygo bottle so we could smoke down

by Matthew February 5, 2005

Frosted Mini Bitches

This phrase was born in Little Rock, Arkansas. This is a straight up insult. It should be used when you are trying to cause a fight. Actually, should only be used when trying to provoke a fight!

"Okay you frosted mini bitches. Bring it the fuck on!"

"You frosted mini bitches couldn't find your way out of a shoe box."

"What a bunch of frosted mini bitchs."

"If you weren't such a frosted mini bitch, we would be finished by now."

by Matthew May 19, 2004

buttneck

a neck that looks like a butt because of the fat on the neck

"check-out that guys buttneck!!!!"

by matthew April 5, 2003

lenhoff

a russion born walrus that can clone into humans and eat popcorn

my does that lenhoff love popcorn or what.

by matthew January 30, 2004

ShitBitch

A young cumguzzling metrosexual, often employed at places like Starbucks or the local art museum.

That's a nice new scarf you have there, ShitBitch!

by Matthew January 30, 2004

lean back

Ma Man Fat Joe doing His thang doin da lean back da hottest song and dance of da summer take dat white people yal whites need to learn to dance

Fat joe Leaning back

by Matthew January 25, 2005