Matthew's definitions

Uterus

1. The area inside of the female genetalia, used to house a fetus during pregnancy.
2. The area into which the penis or balls are inserted.

"I once shoved a cow into my uterus."

by Matthew July 25, 2003

thundercunt

The part of the female body, also known as the vagina, in it's most ferocious, and prodigious form.

OMG, a thundercunt! Run!

by Matthew December 31, 2004

Jskie

A long, wet fart. Especially in a public situation.

Man, did someone just do a Jskie?

by Matthew April 12, 2005

kerplinkerdinker

Any amazing technique whose name you can't pronounce easily; an astounding skill or ability that someone has.

Derives from the English-language dub of the anime "Rurouni Kenshin", in which Lynn Fischer was prone to (understandably) flubbing the pronunciation of Kenshin's sword techniques.

Then he dove at his enemy, and unleashed the....kerplinkerdinker!

by Matthew May 10, 2004

makaio

means matthew in hawaian

personnal name

by matthew December 26, 2003

posselot

Insulting word describing a lesbian woman. The contrverse of faggot.

"i swear chealsea is such a posselot"

by matthew February 14, 2005

cock gumball

This saying originated in Little Rock, Arkansas. It was first used when discussion the unfortunate actions of a particular young man's friends.

"Stop being such a cock gumball."

"I'll be a cock gumball."

My jeans were stuck to my pimpled nut...due to my cock gumball.

by Matthew May 1, 2004