Matthew's definitions

crap of deck

: A discriptive phrase accentuating the fact or portraying the feeling when one has feces waiting to be discharged from the anus.

"i got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey"

by Matthew December 8, 2003

N-tercooler

System that is fitted infront of an intercooler to pre-cool the air before reaching the intercooler. Uses Nitrous Oxide hence the name "N-tercooler".

This N-tercooler gives me 5 brake extra power output.

by Matthew May 13, 2005

uncle jesse and the oslen twins

plain shitty

man that band sounds like uncle jesse and the olsen twins

by Matthew November 16, 2003

2 years

SB E-mail #85
E. Fullmer wants to know what the advancements of Strong Badia will be in 2 years because he is going on a long trip and he wont be able to check out homestarrunner.com for 2 years.

I don't like food anymore.

by Matthew September 29, 2003

stringer

one who goes down on his wife while eating a sandwich

That dude is a nasty stringer.

by matthew December 1, 2003

Frosted Mini Bitches

This phrase was born in Little Rock, Arkansas. This is a straight up insult. It should be used when you are trying to cause a fight. Actually, should only be used when trying to provoke a fight!

"Okay you frosted mini bitches. Bring it the fuck on!"

"You frosted mini bitches couldn't find your way out of a shoe box."

"What a bunch of frosted mini bitchs."

"If you weren't such a frosted mini bitch, we would be finished by now."

by Matthew May 19, 2004

buttneck

a neck that looks like a butt because of the fat on the neck

"check-out that guys buttneck!!!!"

by matthew April 5, 2003