Matthew's definitions

lenhoff

a russion born walrus that can clone into humans and eat popcorn

my does that lenhoff love popcorn or what.

by matthew January 30, 2004

knai

1. A blatant typo, during the execution of "lmao" the fingers are set upon the incorrect keys, in fact, one too many to the left, on the right hand. This results in "knai"

hahah... that's funny! knai!... lmao*

by Matthew July 26, 2003

fuckmook

A complete and total dumbass; a moron oblivious to their surroundings; one who is unable to grasp the obvious.

Derived from the character of Sheldon Sands in the film Once Upon a Time in Mexico.

I can't see, fuckmook, I have no eyes!

by Matthew May 10, 2004

rebellious

Complete badassodousness; Insanely cool; Imperect of rebel

Matt's so rebellious, he totally banged that chick.

Dude look at Chris Zeron, what a rebel, he got to 1st base with a guy, and yet, persists to mock others for being "gay"

by Matthew March 11, 2005

awkbah

1. Someone who is a fucktard.
2. A very unintelligent person who lives life ignorantly


English/Hebrew

Anyone can be one in general...

by Matthew November 16, 2004

coolee

Female genitals

let me see your coolee

by Matthew December 15, 2003

jlf

Acronym for "Just Lo Fi" of a band/team of loosely affilated writers whose works can be found at www.justlofi.com. Used to refer in passing or as a verb to refer to the website.

"JLF yourself!" or "Did you see the JLF show?"

by matthew September 27, 2004