Matthew's definitions

DILLIGAF

1) Do I Look Like I Give a Fuck? - DILLIGAF

Man your such a wanker, DILLIGAF

by Matthew July 15, 2003

zip

1. To have sex or to perform sexual acts with someone. To have Zip
Probably because of the noise made before this act!
2. Can be said when someone has said something that can sound rude but isnt meant to be!

1. I'm gonna give her zip tonight!
2. I can't wait to see Andrew tonight *ZIP*

by Matthew February 15, 2004

guacamole

any amount of fecal matter in a vagina.

i told Jessica not to whipe back to front, now she's got guacamole all over her taco.

by Matthew April 21, 2005

5150

The name of a 1986 album by Van Halen.

5150 is the greatest album ever to be released.

by matthew September 27, 2004

waggamomma

A Waggamomma has Baby Hands, Baby Feet, Scared of almost everything..just like a little kid. A sweet, beautiful, charming, generous, good-humored, good-natured, heavenly girl named Raquel. Some call her Raquel, some call her Kel, I call her mine.

and waggamomma

I miss and E> my waggamomma.

by matthew January 16, 2005

muff dive

performing oral sex on a female

yes matt..you can perform muff dive and rescue tactics on me at your comand

by matthew December 31, 2003

ass crackle plop

a series of short explosive farts (simular to the sound of a pack of Black Cats going off) followed by a spray of shit.

This usually occurs when you are taking medication that makes your shit pastie. The fart can only get through the shit in small, quick bursts. The shit that comes out is the result of these tiny explosions and create shit spray marks.

damn, ne-gro, you got that ass crackle plop all over my toilet and shit.

by Matthew February 2, 2004