Matthew's definitions

smoke down

Michigan slang for smoking dope. Means the same thing as smoking up in the 49 other states.

Brian made a bong out of a Faygo bottle so we could smoke down

by Matthew February 5, 2005

zip

1. To have sex or to perform sexual acts with someone. To have Zip
Probably because of the noise made before this act!
2. Can be said when someone has said something that can sound rude but isnt meant to be!

1. I'm gonna give her zip tonight!
2. I can't wait to see Andrew tonight *ZIP*

by Matthew February 15, 2004

ShitBitch

A young cumguzzling metrosexual, often employed at places like Starbucks or the local art museum.

That's a nice new scarf you have there, ShitBitch!

by Matthew January 30, 2004

guacamole

any amount of fecal matter in a vagina.

i told Jessica not to whipe back to front, now she's got guacamole all over her taco.

by Matthew April 21, 2005

clag

learned from speed tv: Clag is the bits of rubber that get thrown off the tires to the side of the road outside the racing-line.

I have walked the track after a race, and they are often small specks to marble sized, and less-frequently but noticable golf-ball sized.

by Matthew May 23, 2004

engiminous

1. sketchy; shady
2. confusing; bewildering

1.He carried himself engiminously in the shadows.

2. "This is quite the engiminous situation we've gotten ourselves into."

by Matthew December 18, 2002

Secchi

To pull a Secchi is to bail out at the last moment from an arrangement and give any reason other than the truth. Secchis are most likely to occur in the early stages of courtship.

Pete can't make it to the pub quiz, he says he's washing his hair but I think he's pulling a secchi.

by Matthew February 27, 2004