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bowling for soup

One day a guy from Texas thought to himself "Y'know, what the world needs right now is another Nerf Herder except fat, untalented, and not funny." 3 of his friends agreed. They went on to form a band that skirts the boundaries of nerdcore, pop-punk, and just plain crap.

The band has a few good songs, most of which come about when they don't take themselves very seriously and succeed in being somewhat amusing, but then the lead singer is like "I want to make things kinda serious for a minute, and talk about this girl who left me 15 years ago." at which point their music becomes forgettable, cliche, and lame.
Bowling for Soup should have stayed in Texas.
by Mattersy January 19, 2005
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torgo

One of the greatest characters of American Cinema, with unparalleled dilivery and timing, and the sexiest knees this side of anywhere!
Here's your complimentary.............crazy bread......
by Mattersy January 7, 2004
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catgirl

A cute-looking chick with cat ears, a tail, and maybe paws and a few patches of fur. Catgirls usually act rather cat-like and always succeed in being very very cute and sexy.

Catgirls walk the line between Furry and anime. They have made furries of anime fans, and anime fans of furries.
by Mattersy January 9, 2004
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schfifty five

A secret that is SOOO good to hear, what you must pay.
What you say?
Sch-fifty five!
by Mattersy January 7, 2004
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piracy

Old usage: the act of sailing around on a huge boat with a bunch of other guys (all of whom most likely are missing either one of their legs, hands, or eyes) and raiding spanish galleons up and down whatever coast you happen to be on. This action usually involves a lot of town pillaging, treasure looting, booty stealing, cutlass weilding, ARRR! yelling, parrot having, musket shooting, rum drinking, accordion playing, cannon cannoning, and buggery.

New usage: the act of stealing music, movies, unlicensed software, etc off of the internet. Usually done through a variety of p2p clients. This practice is of course denounced by the industry and they have launched a campaign of legal action and anti-piracy media featuring the likes of M E Hart aimed at destroying piracy, but all indications as of now are that it will survive.

In both cases, piracy is awesome.
Up with piracy!
by mattersy June 2, 2004
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ninefinity

A fictitiously huge amount. Take a huge number, the hugest number you can think of. It's probably bigger then that, unless you thought of tenfinity.
Whoa dude your house burned down! That sucks times ninefinity!
by Mattersy January 15, 2004
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sexitude

Being just so sexy that you have to say it ALL THE TIME!!!!!

When all the ladies want you, and all the men know it.
Matt Sambito is the epitome of sexitude, Phil is not.
by Mattersy December 18, 2003
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