toast

What commands Timmy Toast to kill.
"I hear toast!" -Timmy
"Does the toast talk to you? Does it order you to kill?" -Drabinowitz
by mattersy January 28, 2004
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ninefinity

A fictitiously huge amount. Take a huge number, the hugest number you can think of. It's probably bigger then that, unless you thought of tenfinity.
Whoa dude your house burned down! That sucks times ninefinity!
by Mattersy January 15, 2004
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sexitude

Being just so sexy that you have to say it ALL THE TIME!!!!!

When all the ladies want you, and all the men know it.
Matt Sambito is the epitome of sexitude, Phil is not.
by Mattersy December 18, 2003
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The Aquabats

The greatest band of all time, and the greatest crimefighters as well.
These 7 (or 8) masked heroes of justice roam the earth defeating such enemies as Powdered Milk Man, The Cat With Two Heads, and GWAR and then making kikass songs about their adventures.

Cast out of their homeland of Aquabania by their nemisis Space Monster M, they were given super powers of rock by The Proffesor and now seek to take over the world with their music.

They rule.
The Aquabats are pretty darned nifty if you ask me.
by Mattersy January 15, 2004
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Dawn of the dead

Second in the great Romero Dead Trilogy, after Night Of The Living Dead and before Day Of The Dead. Considered by many to be the best of the three, and indeed the best Zombie movie ever made.

Features an inept pilot who can;t swing a hammer for crap, a pregnant chick, a black dude who REALLY likes bread, a badass white dude who screams all the time, a scientist with an eyepatch, and a great many memorable zombies (Hare Krishna Zombie, Fat Disgusting Zombie, Zombies with afros, and Gun-Carryin' Zombie)

Was recently remade into a more 28 Days Later-esque movie, with action scenes that ALL ripped off an Australian Zombie movie zimply called "Undead." Although the remake did have several good moments, including a zombie baby, and some cameos from the origional actors.
Dawn Of The Dead was pretty damned awesome.
by Mattersy March 22, 2004
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weezer

An extremely mediocre band that was the precurser to the emo/indie explosion in the US. Their music can range from light-hearted and fun songs about lesbians to the whiny and extremely annoying songs about lesbians.

Weezer is also note-worthy for the fact that they have been kicked out of everry musical genre they have attempted to become a part of. First they were kicked out of nerdcore, then they were kicked out of emo, then they were kicked out of the muppets. It's kinda sad really.
Weezer is not the worst band ever, but they're certainly not the best.
by Mattersy January 20, 2005
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schfifty five

A secret that is SOOO good to hear, what you must pay.
What you say?
Sch-fifty five!
by Mattersy January 07, 2004
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