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"Manos" The Hands of Fate

One of the worst films of all time, being beat out possibly by only Plan 9 From Outer Space and Monster A Go-Go. It contains all of 3 sets, a random Frank Zappa looka-alike, and Torgo, who is perhaps the sexiest man of all time (with his own amazingly repeditive and annoying theme music to boot).
How could anyone possibly make a movie this bad?
by Mattersy January 9, 2004
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piracy

Old usage: the act of sailing around on a huge boat with a bunch of other guys (all of whom most likely are missing either one of their legs, hands, or eyes) and raiding spanish galleons up and down whatever coast you happen to be on. This action usually involves a lot of town pillaging, treasure looting, booty stealing, cutlass weilding, ARRR! yelling, parrot having, musket shooting, rum drinking, accordion playing, cannon cannoning, and buggery.

New usage: the act of stealing music, movies, unlicensed software, etc off of the internet. Usually done through a variety of p2p clients. This practice is of course denounced by the industry and they have launched a campaign of legal action and anti-piracy media featuring the likes of M E Hart aimed at destroying piracy, but all indications as of now are that it will survive.

In both cases, piracy is awesome.
Up with piracy!
by mattersy June 2, 2004
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the pusher robot

He shoves around the blind people. He is here to protect you from the terrible secret of space.
by Mattersy April 10, 2004
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toast

What commands Timmy Toast to kill.
"I hear toast!" -Timmy
"Does the toast talk to you? Does it order you to kill?" -Drabinowitz
by mattersy January 28, 2004
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The Aquabats

The greatest band of all time, and the greatest crimefighters as well.
These 7 (or 8) masked heroes of justice roam the earth defeating such enemies as Powdered Milk Man, The Cat With Two Heads, and GWAR and then making kikass songs about their adventures.

Cast out of their homeland of Aquabania by their nemisis Space Monster M, they were given super powers of rock by The Proffesor and now seek to take over the world with their music.

They rule.
The Aquabats are pretty darned nifty if you ask me.
by Mattersy January 15, 2004
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M E Hart

The greatest corporate rapper in the universe. He can bust beats and break rhymes better than any other corporate rapper I know.
He is most well known for playing the role of MC Double Def DP (that's the "Disk Protector" for you and the posse) in the masterful "Don't Copy That Floppy." In this role he did an informative rap that educated on the children of america on the dangers of piracy and the intricacies of copyright law.
He currently is working as a lawyer at "Strategic Interactions Inc."
He also have VERY creepy eyes.
Did I hear you right, did I hear you sayin'
That you're gonna make a copy of a game without payin'?
Come on, guys, I thought you knew better don't copy that floppy!
-M E Hart
by Mattersy April 18, 2004
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mc frontalot

The most awesomeest rapper..........ever.
Holy shit it's MC Frontalot!
by Mattersy April 3, 2004
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