mattersy's definitions

M E Hart

The greatest corporate rapper in the universe. He can bust beats and break rhymes better than any other corporate rapper I know.
He is most well known for playing the role of MC Double Def DP (that's the "Disk Protector" for you and the posse) in the masterful "Don't Copy That Floppy." In this role he did an informative rap that educated on the children of america on the dangers of piracy and the intricacies of copyright law.
He currently is working as a lawyer at "Strategic Interactions Inc."
He also have VERY creepy eyes.

Did I hear you right, did I hear you sayin'
That you're gonna make a copy of a game without payin'?
Come on, guys, I thought you knew better don't copy that floppy!
-M E Hart

by Mattersy April 18, 2004

bowling for soup

One day a guy from Texas thought to himself "Y'know, what the world needs right now is another Nerf Herder except fat, untalented, and not funny." 3 of his friends agreed. They went on to form a band that skirts the boundaries of nerdcore, pop-punk, and just plain crap.

The band has a few good songs, most of which come about when they don't take themselves very seriously and succeed in being somewhat amusing, but then the lead singer is like "I want to make things kinda serious for a minute, and talk about this girl who left me 15 years ago." at which point their music becomes forgettable, cliche, and lame.

Bowling for Soup should have stayed in Texas.

by Mattersy January 19, 2005

aquabats

An improper way to refer to The Aquabats. In my world saying this would result in a 200$ fine!

Man The Aquabats rule.

by Mattersy January 15, 2004

the pusher robot

He shoves around the blind people. He is here to protect you from the terrible secret of space.

I am superior.
- The Shover Robot

by Mattersy April 10, 2004

toast

What commands Timmy Toast to kill.

"I hear toast!" -Timmy
"Does the toast talk to you? Does it order you to kill?" -Drabinowitz

by mattersy January 28, 2004

The Shover Robot

He pushes bread down their throats. He is here to protect you from the terrible secret of space.

He is inferior.
-The Pusher Robot

by Mattersy April 24, 2004

"Manos" The Hands of Fate

One of the worst films of all time, being beat out possibly by only Plan 9 From Outer Space and Monster A Go-Go. It contains all of 3 sets, a random Frank Zappa looka-alike, and Torgo, who is perhaps the sexiest man of all time (with his own amazingly repeditive and annoying theme music to boot).

How could anyone possibly make a movie this bad?

by Mattersy January 9, 2004