Mattersy's definitions

Rowsdower

The most Canadian-beer-drinkinist, acid-washed-jeans-wearinist, hockey-hair-havinist tub of action this side of Quebec!

ROWSDOWER!
-Troy, in the most classic line if all cinema history

by Mattersy January 9, 2004

"Manos" The Hands of Fate

One of the worst films of all time, being beat out possibly by only Plan 9 From Outer Space and Monster A Go-Go. It contains all of 3 sets, a random Frank Zappa looka-alike, and Torgo, who is perhaps the sexiest man of all time (with his own amazingly repeditive and annoying theme music to boot).

How could anyone possibly make a movie this bad?

by Mattersy January 9, 2004

schfifty five

A secret that is SOOO good to hear, what you must pay.

What you say?
Sch-fifty five!

by Mattersy January 7, 2004

torgo

One of the greatest characters of American Cinema, with unparalleled dilivery and timing, and the sexiest knees this side of anywhere!

Here's your complimentary.............crazy bread......

by Mattersy January 7, 2004

sexitude

Being just so sexy that you have to say it ALL THE TIME!!!!!

When all the ladies want you, and all the men know it.

Matt Sambito is the epitome of sexitude, Phil is not.

by Mattersy December 18, 2003