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The most Canadian-beer-drinkinist, acid-washed-jeans-wearinist, hockey-hair-havinist tub of action this side of Quebec!
ROWSDOWER!
-Troy, in the most classic line if all cinema history
by Mattersy January 10, 2004
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He pushes bread down their throats. He is here to protect you from the terrible secret of space.
He is inferior.
-The Pusher Robot
by Mattersy April 25, 2004
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The greatest corporate rapper in the universe. He can bust beats and break rhymes better than any other corporate rapper I know.
He is most well known for playing the role of MC Double Def DP (that's the "Disk Protector" for you and the posse) in the masterful "Don't Copy That Floppy." In this role he did an informative rap that educated on the children of america on the dangers of piracy and the intricacies of copyright law.
He currently is working as a lawyer at "Strategic Interactions Inc."
He also have VERY creepy eyes.
Did I hear you right, did I hear you sayin'
That you're gonna make a copy of a game without payin'?
Come on, guys, I thought you knew better don't copy that floppy!
-M E Hart
by Mattersy April 18, 2004
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The greatest band of all time, and the greatest crimefighters as well.
These 7 (or 8) masked heroes of justice roam the earth defeating such enemies as Powdered Milk Man, The Cat With Two Heads, and GWAR and then making kikass songs about their adventures.

Cast out of their homeland of Aquabania by their nemisis Space Monster M, they were given super powers of rock by The Proffesor and now seek to take over the world with their music.

They rule.
The Aquabats are pretty darned nifty if you ask me.
by Mattersy January 15, 2004
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One day a guy from Texas thought to himself "Y'know, what the world needs right now is another Nerf Herder except fat, untalented, and not funny." 3 of his friends agreed. They went on to form a band that skirts the boundaries of nerdcore, pop-punk, and just plain crap.

The band has a few good songs, most of which come about when they don't take themselves very seriously and succeed in being somewhat amusing, but then the lead singer is like "I want to make things kinda serious for a minute, and talk about this girl who left me 15 years ago." at which point their music becomes forgettable, cliche, and lame.
Bowling for Soup should have stayed in Texas.
by Mattersy January 20, 2005
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