Mattersy's definitions

toast

What commands Timmy Toast to kill.

"I hear toast!" -Timmy
"Does the toast talk to you? Does it order you to kill?" -Drabinowitz

by mattersy January 28, 2004

The Shover Robot

He pushes bread down their throats. He is here to protect you from the terrible secret of space.

He is inferior.
-The Pusher Robot

by Mattersy April 24, 2004

ninefinity

A fictitiously huge amount. Take a huge number, the hugest number you can think of. It's probably bigger then that, unless you thought of tenfinity.

Whoa dude your house burned down! That sucks times ninefinity!

by Mattersy January 15, 2004

sexitude

Being just so sexy that you have to say it ALL THE TIME!!!!!

When all the ladies want you, and all the men know it.

Matt Sambito is the epitome of sexitude, Phil is not.

by Mattersy December 18, 2003

Rowsdower

The most Canadian-beer-drinkinist, acid-washed-jeans-wearinist, hockey-hair-havinist tub of action this side of Quebec!

ROWSDOWER!
-Troy, in the most classic line if all cinema history

by Mattersy January 9, 2004