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weezer

An extremely mediocre band that was the precurser to the emo/indie explosion in the US. Their music can range from light-hearted and fun songs about lesbians to the whiny and extremely annoying songs about lesbians.

Weezer is also note-worthy for the fact that they have been kicked out of everry musical genre they have attempted to become a part of. First they were kicked out of nerdcore, then they were kicked out of emo, then they were kicked out of the muppets. It's kinda sad really.
Weezer is not the worst band ever, but they're certainly not the best.
by Mattersy January 20, 2005
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"Manos" The Hands of Fate

One of the worst films of all time, being beat out possibly by only Plan 9 From Outer Space and Monster A Go-Go. It contains all of 3 sets, a random Frank Zappa looka-alike, and Torgo, who is perhaps the sexiest man of all time (with his own amazingly repeditive and annoying theme music to boot).
How could anyone possibly make a movie this bad?
by Mattersy January 9, 2004
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Rowsdower

The most Canadian-beer-drinkinist, acid-washed-jeans-wearinist, hockey-hair-havinist tub of action this side of Quebec!
ROWSDOWER!
-Troy, in the most classic line if all cinema history
by Mattersy January 9, 2004
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The Aquabats

The greatest band of all time, and the greatest crimefighters as well.
These 7 (or 8) masked heroes of justice roam the earth defeating such enemies as Powdered Milk Man, The Cat With Two Heads, and GWAR and then making kikass songs about their adventures.

Cast out of their homeland of Aquabania by their nemisis Space Monster M, they were given super powers of rock by The Proffesor and now seek to take over the world with their music.

They rule.
The Aquabats are pretty darned nifty if you ask me.
by Mattersy January 15, 2004
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sexitude

Being just so sexy that you have to say it ALL THE TIME!!!!!

When all the ladies want you, and all the men know it.
Matt Sambito is the epitome of sexitude, Phil is not.
by Mattersy December 18, 2003
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