Mattersy's definitions

Dawn of the dead

Second in the great Romero Dead Trilogy, after Night Of The Living Dead and before Day Of The Dead. Considered by many to be the best of the three, and indeed the best Zombie movie ever made.

Features an inept pilot who can;t swing a hammer for crap, a pregnant chick, a black dude who REALLY likes bread, a badass white dude who screams all the time, a scientist with an eyepatch, and a great many memorable zombies (Hare Krishna Zombie, Fat Disgusting Zombie, Zombies with afros, and Gun-Carryin' Zombie)

Was recently remade into a more 28 Days Later-esque movie, with action scenes that ALL ripped off an Australian Zombie movie zimply called "Undead." Although the remake did have several good moments, including a zombie baby, and some cameos from the origional actors.

Dawn Of The Dead was pretty damned awesome.

by Mattersy March 22, 2004

The Shover Robot

He pushes bread down their throats. He is here to protect you from the terrible secret of space.

He is inferior.
-The Pusher Robot

by Mattersy April 24, 2004

toast

What commands Timmy Toast to kill.

"I hear toast!" -Timmy
"Does the toast talk to you? Does it order you to kill?" -Drabinowitz

by mattersy January 28, 2004

the pusher robot

He shoves around the blind people. He is here to protect you from the terrible secret of space.

I am superior.
- The Shover Robot

by Mattersy April 10, 2004

Rowsdower

The most Canadian-beer-drinkinist, acid-washed-jeans-wearinist, hockey-hair-havinist tub of action this side of Quebec!

ROWSDOWER!
-Troy, in the most classic line if all cinema history

by Mattersy January 9, 2004