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fangirl

All those girls obsessed with Orlando Bloom, Tom Hardy and those such fags.
Anyone with a screenname like "TomHardysImzadi" must be a fangirl.
by matt February 9, 2004
mugGet the fangirlmug.

wanger schlanger

a wanger schalnger is a type of german sausage, but since it will be said very seldom in this sense, if you hear it anywhere outside germany, the likelihood is that the person saying it is referring to a penis.
"oh man, my wanger schlanger got covered in shit last nite after i bum fucked your dad"
by matt December 2, 2003
mugGet the wanger schlangermug.

pandafox

We hung with the pandafox last night.
by Matt November 26, 2004
mugGet the pandafoxmug.

poonanner

The female genitailia
syn. Puuty tangt
Stop being such a poonanner and kill that hooker!!!!
by Matt July 20, 2004
mugGet the poonannermug.

4:20

Time for pot
It's 420, grab my bong jonathon jim jack joe
by Matt July 8, 2003
mugGet the 4:20mug.

Fat squirrel

=Fatticus Squirrelicus=

A severely plump and/or obese, turbo-nipped, short, male (or hairy female...we cant tell) with brown skin matching that of a squirrels. Squeals and will eat anything....Anything.
Person 1: Dave, you fat squirrel get your squirrely hands off my meatball sub!
Person 2: Yeah u mass of lard with a "face" and a "name"
by Matt January 28, 2005
mugGet the Fat squirrelmug.

wounded pirate

After getting great head from Denise, I pulled out and sprayed her in the eye, then I kicked her in the shin. As she hobbled after me down the hall, she resembled a "wounded pirate."
by Matt September 1, 2004
mugGet the wounded piratemug.

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