Definitions by Matt

maggot 

in the yards in prison/underworld activity, a deadset low cunt that is marginally higher on the pecking order than a child molester, but only ever so marginally.

hows that maggots form, i reckon we carve the fuckin dog up when no cunts watchin.

maggot by matt May 13, 2005

g4 

A television network that has no soul. Enjoyed acquiring techtv and destroying it in less then a year, g4 is just another exaple of the continuing trend of the dumbing down of america. They fail to realize that, in fact, their target demographics (males 12-34) think the channel is utterly pathetic.

g4 has lower ratings than the tv guide channel and the golf network. G4 will soon be out of business.

g4 by matt May 13, 2005

jewbanger 

one who has sex with a person from the jewish faith

sally you had sex with matt hes a jew u jewbanger!

jewbanger by matt May 13, 2005

cancer 

A disease caused by everything.

Bob got cancer from breathing, maybe we should stop so we don't get cancer!

cancer by Matt May 13, 2005

do-me spikes 

(n.) Tall spikes on a pair of women's shoes which may be gripped durring the act of sex

COMPARE: Fuck me boots

While I was fucking her I grabbed onto her do-me spikes.

do-me spikes by Matt May 13, 2005

The Canine Special

Liberally apply peanut butter to your dick and call over the family dog. Lick Fido lick! Good Dog. Arf!

Also reffered to as the skippy

That black lab loves the canine special.

The Canine Special by Matt May 13, 2005

retard roller 

one of those retarded rolling backpacks on wheels. Stupid kids in elementary school ues em a lot

Damn, look at that kid with the retard roller!He looks like a fag!

retard roller by matt May 13, 2005