Matt's definitions

Smell me

Understanding where a person is coming from, another way of saying the slang phrase "You feel me?"

Leon: I be all peaceful most of the time. You smell me?
Kevin: Yo I smell ya

by matt October 1, 2002

turbo

deftly cramming ones thumb up an unsuspecting person's ass (usually though the trousers) causing them to leap up or forward in 'turbo' mode.

by matt April 17, 2003

Gorp

A Gorp is someone that sits in the bath tub and farts, then pops the bubbles with their nose.

Jeeze fart-bubble-popper, you're such a gorp!

by Matt March 17, 2003

knuckle nuts

getting hit in the balls

Trever asked Bob to hit him in the balls for pleasure.

by Matt August 28, 2003

Groundhoggin It

Groundhoggin It: when one has to take a shit and it is trying to sneak out and you force it back up there and it does the same thing again and again until you eventually let nature take its course in the bathroom.

Dad i have to take a dump. Groundhog it son

by Matt May 26, 2004

tear jerker

while recieving oral sex from a girl, the male asks her to examine his penis for something, this is all just a joke however, and when she brings it close to her eye the male thrusts forward into her eye causing her to cry tears of pain....or joy....who knows

she slept with her ex the night before so i gave her a tear jerker, now she really has something to cry about.

by Matt April 10, 2004

slushbox

Slang term for a vehicle equipped with an automatic transmission.

Did you see that ricer Civic with the slushbox? He was letting off the gas every time it shifted to make it look like he was driving a stick.

by Matt January 18, 2004