jewbanger

one who has sex with a person from the jewish faith

sally you had sex with matt hes a jew u jewbanger!

by matt March 25, 2005

Simsbury

One of the best towns in Connecticut, known for the academic excellence of their school system, and beautiful homes. Based on Mastery Test, and SAT scores, has the "smartest" school system in the state of Connecticut, and are ranked number 6 in the country, for the same statistic.

I live in Simsbury, possibly the best town in Connecticut, and it doesn't matter that my family pays so much in taxes because I have one of the best education systems in the country.

by Matt April 26, 2005

Saaked

To promote something. Talk something up and then not follow through with it. To let people down

Arsenal saaked themselves out of the treble this year

by Matt May 07, 2004

Hoody

An act of fellatio on a male.

See "Blow Job"

"Yo man, I got a hoody from this chick at a party on the weekend"

by Matt September 29, 2004

Rosso

Retarded redneck who is also gay. He laughs like a total idiot and is the worst speaker ever.

Disknfbjdbjg dhbgdhbdjhbdj fksldhfklshfsjdem teachers are da skhfb stuupid!

by Matt January 27, 2005

stonker

Denotes an especially large ammount of cannabis being pulled in a smoking deivce such as a bottle bag or a bucket or a bong.

Go easy on that one, it's a stonker mate

by Matt October 20, 2004

skankass

THIS WORD WAS CREATED BY MATT

an insult that really doesnt mean much at all. But is sounds funny.

"Whoa back it up you fucking skankass before i jack you with a bag of salty potato chips homes."

"God you are an asshole fuckbag fucks your mom while she onobulates in the shower shitbrick skankass."

by Matt December 07, 2004