Definitions by Matt

smenis 

A below average penis, or small penis

When he pulled down his boxers it was obvious he had a smenis.

smenis by Matt March 9, 2004

sponge monkey 

those fucking talking roadkill that are supposed to inspire eating a quiznos sub

mmmm those sponge monkeys are making me hungry

sponge monkey by matt March 7, 2004

fuck stutter 

when your breath comes in short bursts when having an orgasm

ho ah ah ah ah ah that was fuckin goooooddd!

fuck stutter by matt March 7, 2004

pick a pig

the night at the local pub when ladies drinks are cheap... aka ladies night, penny pinchin pussy night, the hogline( the line of women outside waiting to get in for cheap liquor.

yo man .. its pick a pig night at shakers, lets go ..

hey dude, lets fly on down to the pick pig and get busy

pick a pig by matt March 7, 2004

suicide by cop 

Throwing yourself into a situation that will result in death by the police.

Police tell you to get down and put your hands on your head. You pull out a black cap gun and take aim while running towards them.

suicide by cop by Matt March 7, 2004

pi

A number having no end. Pi is proof of an immortal mathematical phenomena and that a phenomena can have no end. If Pi is a never ending number than it has endless data and the true number of Pi cannot be stored in any computer or memorized by any brain (except by the brain of God).

And just for kicks
3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982

pi by Matt March 7, 2004

Kelis 

the name of some stupid idiot who sings about her tits... actually i wouldn't call it singing because of her scratchy voice

my milkshakes bring all teh boiiis 2 teh yard.... SHUTUP BITCH, MINE MAKE THEM JUMP THE FENCE

Kelis by matt March 6, 2004