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Salvation Rate

The number of lost souls that could be saved per evangelistic meeting—to rescue both atheists and those who were previously under Satan’s rule from hell, prior to their embracing the Christian faith.
With the salvation of Singapore in mind, some mathematically inclined theologians are itching to divine what the salvation rate for next year’s “Celebration of Hope” event would be.
by MathPlus November 8, 2018
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Coviffiti

Graffiti that depict the casualties or fatalities brought about by the dishonesty or ineptitude of fake heads of state vis-à-vis the coronavirus, whose actions and inactions have caused so much pain and suffering to millions of people.
All over the United States, coviffiti are popping up to target the ex-president’s fake leadership and failure in containing the pandemic crisis, which had resulted in more than half a million deaths.
by MathPlus February 23, 2021
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Virus Hunters

Commonly or blandly known as “contact tracers,” who help identify people (and possibly even pets) who may have been exposed to the coronavirus to prevent onward transmission.
In Singapore, most virus hunters, made up of government officers, military personnel, and ex-hotel and airline staff, used to make between 30 and 100 calls during their 12-hour shift, ploughing through receipts and data to map out links between cases and establish clusters.
by MathPlus May 5, 2023
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Singapore

Arguably the libel capital of the world, where democracy or freedom of speech is ranked very low among developed countries, and political persecution or defamation for contempt of court very high for anyone who dares to publish content critical of the government.
The number of Singaporeans and foreign journalists threatened with a lawsuit in recent years has been on the rise, as authorities often use dated colonial or internal security laws as a pretext for maintaining religious or racial harmony to silence and punish political critics.
by MathPlus December 5, 2018
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Trump is the new Pinocchio.

When Donald J. Trump is now the world’s poster boy for lying or dishonesty, who has notoriously clinched another first as a one-term president, by unofficially dethroning Pinocchio as the Liar-in-Chief.
That “Trump is the new Pinocchio.” is numerically equivalent to “Trump = Pinocchio 2.0.”
by MathPlus December 18, 2020
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MathPlus

A popular handle on Urban Dictionary, whose definitions are continually being targeted by a small army of digital terrorists or radical Islamists, who are hell-bent to delete any new definitions using fake excuses, or to maniacally or wickedly downvote other published entries that editors refuse to remove.
It’s ironic that Urban Dictionary hasn’t blacklisted or banned those digital terrorists, who have conspicuously downvoted the hundred-odd Christian definitions submitted by MathPlus thousands of times.
by MathPlus November 22, 2020
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Jolly Jabbed

When someone gets vaccinated an unhealthy number of times, because these extra shots had apparently helped them “stay healthy” with quasi-zero adverse effects, while at the same time relieving them of acute or chronic pain, and getting rid of their other health conditions.
Mr. Mandal, who admitted to have been jolly jabbed from Covid-19 at least 11 times in less than two years, was prevented from receiving his 12th shot, after the authorities horrifyingly uncovered his serial trickery.
by MathPlus January 9, 2022
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