When a racist and xenophobic political leader decries most non-white immigrants who landed in America as a bunch of AIDS carriers, lazy burgers, criminals, rapists, terrorists, or jobs stealers.
President Trump blames disloyal politicians and lawyers, who are defending millions of illegal or undocumented immigrants, because they threaten the lives of hardworking Americans—he wants to make America white again, by making it harder for black and colored peoples to seek a better life in the United States.
by MathPlus January 12, 2018
Get the Make America White Againmug. Any fake story on the Pinocchio-in-Chief, whose manifold lies make him the political clown of choice among comedians and humorists worldwide.
One Trump joke goes as follows:
Don goes to prison and the first night he’s trying to get some sleep when he hears an inmate yell out, ‘19!’ followed by a chuckle from his cellmate. He didn’t pay attention to it, but then there was a yell of ‘47!’ and another chuckle.
‘What the heck is going on?’ he asks his cellmate.
‘Well, we’ve heard every presidential lie in here so often, so we’ve numbered them to save time.’
‘Oh,’ he says, ‘can I give it a try?’
‘Sure, no problem.’
So, Don yells out ‘11,780!’ and there is commotion. Wild laughter sweeps from cell to cell. Eventually the laughter subsided, and Don turns to his cellmate who is wiping his tears of joy. ‘That was a good one, dude?’
‘Yeah! We’ve never heard that lie before!’
Don goes to prison and the first night he’s trying to get some sleep when he hears an inmate yell out, ‘19!’ followed by a chuckle from his cellmate. He didn’t pay attention to it, but then there was a yell of ‘47!’ and another chuckle.
‘What the heck is going on?’ he asks his cellmate.
‘Well, we’ve heard every presidential lie in here so often, so we’ve numbered them to save time.’
‘Oh,’ he says, ‘can I give it a try?’
‘Sure, no problem.’
So, Don yells out ‘11,780!’ and there is commotion. Wild laughter sweeps from cell to cell. Eventually the laughter subsided, and Don turns to his cellmate who is wiping his tears of joy. ‘That was a good one, dude?’
‘Yeah! We’ve never heard that lie before!’
by MathPlus June 02, 2021
Get the Trump Jokemug. When fecal transplants are used to treat severe cases of Covid-19, especially among patients who are unresponsive to conventional treatment—stool from a healthy donor, that is, the microbes from their gut, is collected and injected into the patient’s gut.
Guesstimate how many patients with severe comorbidities hospitalized for Covid-19 worldwide recover faster when treated with Covid-💩 methods.
by MathPlus September 09, 2021
Get the Covid-💩mug. A calculator whose 3️⃣, 1️⃣, 4️⃣, and decimal point keys are broken or disabled, which forces a user to think creatively before carrying out any arithmetic expressions or problem sums that would have involved these defective buttons.
by MathPlus February 01, 2021
Get the Piculatormug. A label for a pro-Trump lawmaker who pretends to uphold electoral integrity as they idiotically attempt to overturn a free and fair election—a stunt aimed at gaining political mileage among voters, as they are itching to run for President in 2024.
An opportunist senator from Missouri was dubbed a “Josh Hawley” after he was blamed for objecting to the results of a legitimate, democratic election, and for the blood that was shed at Capitol Hill as a result of his unfounded claim of fraudulent ballots.
by MathPlus January 10, 2021
Get the Josh Hawleymug. Short for “Christ Or Vaccines In Doubt.” When believers living in developing countries, most of which have a low percentage of their population being inoculated, can look up to God to protect them against the coronavirus; or they can resort to creative ways, or hope for some rich countries’ donations, for their jabs.
For Psalm 91 believers who long to get a Covid-19 shot, the choice of vaccination is decided: COVID!
by MathPlus July 17, 2021
Get the COVIDmug. Short for fourth generation math syllabus change in Singapore, since the Y2K bug. The Ministry of Education (MOE) is reverting to its old ways of controllably and uncompetitively writing its own elementary math content, instead of outsourcing the task to publishers.
Singapore’s MOE’s rationale to have an open tender in the late nineties was to allow the public to have a choice of “quality” textbooks from both local and foreign publishers, but with 4G Singapore math unfolding, teachers and parents will soon be left with zero choices.
by MathPlus December 16, 2018
Get the 4G Singapore Mathmug.