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When you are not poor to beg nor rich to have insomnia, yet you can eat and drink (without a tube), walk (without bodyguards), shower (without a nurse), and earn or save enough (without kissing your boss’s ass)—and you can contribute to Urban Dictionary every now and then.
Heaven on earth starts right here on this side of eternity, not after you’ve earned your first million or billion, or experienced your last heartbeat—remember to count your blessings and be a blessing to others.
by MathPlus October 2, 2018
Get the Heaven on Earthmug. When Donald J. Trump is now the world’s poster boy for lying or dishonesty, who has notoriously clinched another first as a one-term president, by unofficially dethroning Pinocchio as the Liar-in-Chief.
by MathPlus December 18, 2020
Get the Trump is the new Pinocchio.mug. When your success in life depends on whether you are worshipping your problem or God—you need to put Him on the throne, while taking down your negatives, fears, bad breaks, or offenses off the throne—there is room only for one up there.
Don’t give your educational or financial lack, debt, or cancer the permission to be on your throne; instead, keep them off the throne, because the key to allowing or stopping God’s reign over your life is: “Who’s on your throne?”
by MathPlus September 24, 2018
Get the Who’s on Your Throne?mug. When publishers or bookstores decide to offer a big discount to vaccinated customers keen to hone their mathematical problem-solving or guesstimation skills, who show their vaccination card and the math book to the cashier—a promotion to get kids, parents, and teachers all jabbed to minimize infection or reinfection, not to say, hospitalization.
At a popular bookstore, the math shot promotion for a set of four Singapore math textbooks and workbooks is: “$39 with Shots; $144 sans Shots.”
by MathPlus May 30, 2021
Get the Math Shotmug. When artists worldwide creatively use their art via masks to fight COVID-19, by transforming the medical masks, which often instill fear and death, into symbols of hope and life.
Mask art through the artists’ creations encourages people to wear masks, not as an obligation but out of conviction, to protect themselves and others against infection or reinfection.
by MathPlus June 28, 2021
Get the Mask Artmug. Something that you don’t understand or doesn’t make sense why it happens to you, but you also know that God could change the situation, because He can remove that obstacle, open that closed door, or remove that temptation or addiction.
Be it a situation in your health, your finances, or a relationship, when God doesn’t seem to be intervening to turn things around, know that His grace is sufficient for every one of your secret frustrations.
by MathPlus January 6, 2019
Get the Secret Frustrationmug. When frequent contributions among the retired to Urban Dictionary could positively enhance their mental health, or even reduce the odds of their suffering from dementia—coining new words or redefining old ones would motivate them to be creative and keep them mentally active.
Because elders’ wise words on Urban Dictionary could benefit readers of all ages, it’s apt to launch some kind of “UD 4 Seniors” campaign, as part of the government’s effort to promote active aging, or to disrupt aging in preventing any form of mental disorder.
by MathPlus December 4, 2018
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