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When the serially bankrupt Liar-in-Chief has zero choice but to continually massage the numbers to keep his oft-shady businesses afloat, because failure to do so would “make Trump bankrupt again” and in all probability land him behind bars.
For a corrupt “billionaire” who is showing sign of declaring bankruptcy a seventh time, it’s no surprise why Trump cooks the books to avoid incompetency, insolvency, infamy, and imprisonment.
by MathPlus February 25, 2021
Get the Why Trump Cooks the Books mug.When mostly corrupt or undemocratic developing countries blame the rich nations for hoarding the vaccines and expect them to fund their vaccination needs on moral grounds, as few could afford to buy them for their own citizens—when beggars become choosers and accusers, and donors are viewed as hoarders and betrayers.
WHO argues that vaccine inequality threatens global Covid-19 recovery, but avoids to address the root causes for the poor health systems plaguing most developing nations.
by MathPlus April 17, 2021
Get the Vaccine Inequality mug.Who was Pi with? Mostly with e, and sometimes with i.
What did Pi do? Make other constants envious of her.
When did Pi do it? Around a quarter past three.
Where did Pi do it? In the least unexpected places.
Why did Pi do it? To prove why she is so popular.
How did Pi do it? By moving around in circles (and sometimes with needles).
What did Pi do? Make other constants envious of her.
When did Pi do it? Around a quarter past three.
Where did Pi do it? In the least unexpected places.
Why did Pi do it? To prove why she is so popular.
How did Pi do it? By moving around in circles (and sometimes with needles).
On Pi Day, Mr. Pier, a high-school math teacher, was called up to the principal’s office to explain “The 5 Ws (and an H) of Pi” he SMSed to his fellow colleagues and students—the boss wanted to make sure that the math joke doesn’t carry any double meaning.
by MathPlus June 8, 2021
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Pep talks, study tips, showers of praise, and no condemnation for failures are some common weapons of math persuasion successful teachers use to help students achieve a decent level of mathematical proficiency.
by MathPlus January 30, 2018
Get the Weapons of Math Persuasion mug.Short for “What would Ms. Corona do?” To just infect her victims, who have been continually or unreasonably speaking ill of her, and in some cases to also end their lives prematurely, especially when she too is having a bad day roaming the planet.
Ms. Corona has been pretty merciful or forgiving via-à-vis those who scapegoat her for any troubles plaguing the world today—she’s rather tickled listening to all those petty WWCDs floating around her ears 24/7.
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Get the WWCD mug.A label for a political hypocrite who votes to acquit a bad or evil person, then condemns them for their unethical, criminal, or treasonous act—named after US Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell, who acquitted Donald J. Trump of treason, before holding the Inciter-in-Chief responsible for his white supremacist and terrorist supporters’ deadly attack on the Capitol.
In the second impeachment trial of the Commander in Cheat, the Senate’s 57-43 vote shows that there are at least 43 morally bankrupt McConnells who are too petrified to vote against their Divider-in-Chief.
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To encourage vaccination among the population, especially among those who wished not to be inoculated because of potential side effects or premature death, local publishers in Singapore are resorting to creative marketing to promote a number of their dated Singapore MathⓋ titles.
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