MathPlus's definitions

I infect, therefore I am.

The coronavirus’s motto until its days on earth are numbered—when the chances of its deadliest strand winning the viral war are near-zero; henceforth, it would journey to hell and to other galactic regions to claim more lives.

Ms. Corona had to compromise with Lucifer, who wanted her to adopt the slogan “I kill, therefore I am.”; instead, the Father of lies decided to let her use “I infect, therefore I am.”

by MathPlus February 21, 2021

Coviffiti

Graffiti that depict the casualties or fatalities brought about by the dishonesty or ineptitude of fake heads of state vis-à-vis the coronavirus, whose actions and inactions have caused so much pain and suffering to millions of people.

All over the United States, coviffiti are popping up to target the ex-president’s fake leadership and failure in containing the pandemic crisis, which had resulted in more than half a million deaths.

by MathPlus February 23, 2021

Trumporist

A label for a pro-Trump white racist and supremacist turned terrorist—named after Donald J. Trump’s radicalized diehard supporters who staged a coup at the Capitol hoping to extend his stay at the White House.

Guesstimate how many trumporists nationwide are on stand by for the 2022 and 2024 state elections.

by MathPlus February 23, 2021

The C Register

When governments want to discreetly keep a record of “uncooperative” or “selfish” citizens and residents who refuse to be vaccinated against coronavirus, thus hindering their goal for the population to attain herd immunity.

Countries that have set up the C register are mum what they’d do to those vaccine free riders, other than hinting that they’d not expect to be treated the same as those who have come forward to be inoculated in spite of potential health risks.

by MathPlus February 23, 2021

Pinatic

Short for “Pi fanatic.” A math geek who is aroused at the sight and sound of the irrational number π, and who also claims to be able to smell it as well.

What are the odds that a pinatic is also autistic, or is an idiot savant?

by MathPlus February 24, 2021

Zero Breaker

Also known as “chain breaker.” Someone who has the power or is empowered to stop any human sickness, addiction, and limitation—one who heals, delivers, and blesses.

Jesus is the zero breaker to millions of people every day, as they are graciously being released into healing and favor.

by MathPlus February 24, 2021

Pi Prejudice

When someone ignores or rejects anything associated with the number π because the sight or sound of it reminds them of their negative experiences of school math.

For millions of folks worldwide, lousy math teachers and boring math textbooks only hardens their pi prejudice as far as their distorted view of mathematics is concerned.

by MathPlus February 24, 2021