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While the world is tired and sick of her, Ms. Corona is healthier and deadlier than ever to prolong her existence on the planet, by seducing more maskless victims; and she is even prepared to journey with those who are heading to the fiery side of eternity.
The coronavirus desires to live and linger among the earthlings, especially those who have faith in pseudoscience and conspiracies—although we are sick of her, Covid-19 is not sick of us.
by MathPlus November 10, 2020
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Those who become anxious by just thinking about the idiotic and idiosyncratic Donald need to learn not to be a victim of the Trump Stress Syndrome, which could have a detrimental effect on their mental or psychological well-being.
by MathPlus February 5, 2019
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After the armed insurrection perpetrated by his diehard supporters who broke into the Capitol and changed the American flag with the Trump flag, Donald J. Trump called those rioters and thugs "great patriots."
by MathPlus January 8, 2021
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A generalized version of the Pythagorean theorem, the Fermat’s Last Theorem was finally put to rest by Prof. Wiles, after an error was exposed in the first proof he unveiled to the mathematical brethren.
by MathPlus February 13, 2018
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What is the world’s most number of toilet paper rolls one person had bought at one shot before the supermarkets nationwide ran out of them?
by MathPlus July 27, 2021
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Could Trump anonymous betrayer-writer ever be identified, assuming that he or she is not a New York Times staff writer who ghostwrote the op-ed to discredit the President?
by MathPlus September 9, 2018
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What is the probability that a pirthday baby would also be experiencing their last day on earth on Pi Day?
by MathPlus November 4, 2021
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