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When the crisp-and-crude method of calculation, which yields an approximate instead of an exact answer to a problem, is done on a mask rather than on an envelope or a napkin.
With billions of people wearing a face mask to shield themselves against the coronavirus, the back-of-the-mask thinking is a lifelong guesstimation skill math teachers and tutors worldwide ought to promote to students during this pandemic crisis.
by MathPlus September 20, 2020
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Trumpian Geometry seems to exhibit the pattern of assumption-intimidation-conclusion, where answers to geometric problems are countries-dependent—for example, the answers to most questions when solved in Russia, Saudi Arabia, and North Korea are the same, but are situationally different elsewhere.
by MathPlus September 19, 2020
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by MathPlus September 19, 2020
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by MathPlus September 15, 2020
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Between 🇸🇦₉₁₁ & 🇨🇳🦠₁₉, which event has greater eternal consequences for mankind, besides their present religious and political ramifications on earth?
by MathPlus September 12, 2020
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In Japan, due to the Covid-🎢 ruling, most parents are discouraging their kids from taking part in any rides.
by MathPlus September 10, 2020
Get the Covid-🎢 mug.When the digits of the decimal number π can be used to divine the ups and downs of a politician’s career—apparently a numerological activity by nontenured mathematicians who moonlight for politicians who have faith in the spiritual or occultic power of numbers.
That President Trump’s re-election or rejection by the electorate could be determined by political pi proves that the intersection between pi and politics is not zero.
by MathPlus April 16, 2020
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