MatT's definitions

klopatchistan

The Democratic, Communist, Republican Dictatorship of Klopatchistan, a small country in the middle east major exports include escape kits, terroist training, vodka, and DIY volcanos. population 12 but looking for new members at klopatchistan.org.uk

"klopatchistan is the greatest country in the world"

by matt April 3, 2005

monter

Means Monster, but Sparks can't spell for shit

"lockness monter from"

by Matt April 3, 2005

Darmi

Darmi, weird person, ~ See asshole! :O

20:47:57 ‹ %Darmi › DISTURBING

by Matt April 4, 2005

Ragoo

A really big kid who can kick your ass.

Oh sh*t. Ragoo is coming. Hit the deck!

by matt April 5, 2005

shoes

Another word that is associated with "cool", "awesome", and "tight". Usually used to confuse others.

I really think that Brian is totally shoes!

by matt April 6, 2005

tapitolize

Making one's move on an "opportunity". In strict reference toward a person sexually attractive.

YO. Imma tapitolize on that chick over there, she fine.

by Matt April 6, 2005

Hot Apple Blast

While a woman is menstruating, a man sticks his penis in the blood flow from the woman's vagina. He proceeds to cum on her face splattering her in semen and blood.

-"Did you hear about Karen?"
-"No what"
-"Steve gave her a hot apple blast"
-"Sweet".

by Matt April 6, 2005