MatT's definitions

Banana Dawg

An asian male who is very smooth with the ladies. He hits on multiple girls at once and has very man girlfriends. All the girls love him and guys envy him.

That Boon guy is such a banana dawg!

by Matt March 1, 2005

Frickitard

And early form of fucktard, used when one does not wish to swear.

That 6th grader is such a frickitard; he screams everything in a high pitch screech!

by Matt March 12, 2004

R.T.R.

Abbreviation for "Right Turn Retard". A Right Turn Retard is a driver who takes much too long making a right turn, thus needlessly blocking the right lane (or, in some cases, the only lane) of traffic. For similar left-turn phenomenon, see L.T.L..

Why can't this R.T.R. go just a little faster.

by Matt January 16, 2005

shit bird

Your above average asshole that usually will do things to piss you off or screw you up so they may further their own perceived wellness. Often also does things not knowing how much they are a screw up but again generally fucks you over.

That shit bird cleand up his leaves and they blew into my yard now hey thinks I'm the lazy neighbor.

by matt April 8, 2005

Stiff Meat

Frozen dead animal.

The hard genital organ of a male.

Also the name of the most rockin' band Melbourne ever produced (R.I.P).

Stiff Meat rocked really hard, that's why all those girls are lining up on there knees over there! Anyone for some sausages? I'll just have to defrost them!

by Matt January 20, 2004

Jean Chretien

1. One who attempts to "Prove the Proof" because a "Proof is a Proof" and when you have a "Good Proof", "It's Proven"

2. Is repeatedy the recipient of political satire from "The Royal Canadian Air Farce", "This Hour has 22 Minutes" and CNN.

US: Gene Kreetin
Can: Jean Chretien (Achoo!, God Bless You)

by Matt December 5, 2003

sluff

When your drug dealer is late in delivering the goods

Damn, I was supposed to get hooked up an hour ago, why does Joe have to sluff?

by Matt September 4, 2003